The Random 3 Am Urge To Shovel Parmesan Cheese Into Your Mouth Hunched Over In Front Of The Fridge Like

@uhmbrella98 :3

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

yall know what to do @uhmbrella98

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

We need Matt Rose to do a voiceover STAT

This article's choices of bolded phrases are killing me

I love this

HyperPIGmentation

I have never played resident evil but I love this

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

@/coma_0423’s cursed cat alastor will bring you happiness ♥️

Lulu scolds the cat

this is not my meme but I don't know who made it

*Very long story incoming*

One time when I was a freshman my science teacher(who's basically just a chaotic entity) had us coloring in coloring sheets for the last day of the semester decided to f*ck with my classmates. Some of them had left the room to go pay class dues. he decides to turn the lights off and lock the door so that when they get back they think we're gone. someone gets the idea to hide under the lab tables in the back of the room, so my group of friends all get under our desks and we're using our phone screens on full brightness to be able to see what we were coloring. We do this for 10 minutes, then they all come back and start banging on the door. He let them back in. Everyone gets out from under the tables and resumes coloring and making jokes.

My 4-5 friends and I decided to stay under the table and color for the rest of the period. At one point the teacher gave us clipboards so we weren't hunched down with the papers on the floor like little goblins.

we were a lil special

rain chain photograph