You know, a Minecraft Movie could have been a literal masterpiece if you had the right mindset to do it, and I'm not joking. I feel like nowadays studios are afraid of being genuine like a teen is afraid of being genuine. If a movie suddenly gets too excited about something, it needs to put it down so it doesn't sound "lame" or "cringe". You cannot be honest, and you cannot show love or absurdity without pointing out that it's stupid because you think OTHERS will believe it's stupid. So please bear with me:
Currently we have only a teaser trailer, it looks bad, it puts itself down, it's afraid of being genuine, it somehow managed to whitewash Steve (again), and I doubt that it will use things like the End Poem or how it feels to play Minecraft for its themes and story. I hope that I'm wrong, but I'm very cynical. So, let's think about it together.
Minecraft Movie. I saw a post suggesting stop-motion animation for it, and, honestly, it feels perfect, just like stylized 3D animation. Live action actors do not work with how Minecraft looks, and that's okay. Let's do an animated movie.
The plot. There's so, so many possibilities, but the beauty of making a Minecraft animated movie is that you won't ever be able to tackle all the possibilities it brings to the table. The community has made so many stories for the game, so we might as well just think of an "official" movie as a homage to the game and its community. We are adapting the way Minecraft feels.
End Poem, one of the most beautiful things I have ever read. Let's take that and put it in the movie, simple as that. You can only find it by defeating the Ender Dragon, so this will be how our movie ends. If we want it to end like this, then the objective of our protagonists must be to defeat the dragon.
Let's have Steve as our protagonist - not a whitewashed version, just Steve with his actual skin color left just the way it is. He'll represent us as players for our hypothetical movie. Have him wake up in an unknown world, not knowing why he's there. Just like how the game was all the way back in 2009, he's alone in a very lonely and foggy world. We follow him trying to look for other people, and then he has to survive his first night. This first part is both whimsical and a bit scary, because that's how many players felt when they first started it when they were kids, aallllll the way back.
Steve survives his first night. He's horrified, and then he realizes that he'll have to do it again. He doesn't know the "rules" of this world, but he's figuring them out, and the idea of "rules" and "what to do" will be important. Because, at its core, Minecraft doesn't have that many rules. It has no actual objective. You can do whatever you want, and this will be very (very) important.
Steve ends up building a small base with wood. Survives a bit more, and then, someway, somehow, he finds Alex. While he's more careful around things and very thoughtful on how and what to build, Alex is more of an adventurer, following the little tidbits of personality we see from them during Minecraft trailers. They're happy to know that they aren't alone, and we follow them build a very strong friendship and teach each other new things, just like how it is playing Minecraft in real life. They find a village, and find out that maybe they can leave this world, or at least find some answers, if they defeat the Ender Dragon.
From there, we have a good objective. The two continue progressing, and their base ends up becoming a castle, because who didn't want to build a castle when they were kids? And the world seems progressively more alive thanks to their interference on it, thanks to them helping the villagers, thanks to them being the players that they are. If you want more conflict, just add the pillagers as well.
Eventually, Steve and Alex have an argument about their points of view. They both want to know what's going on, but their way of doing things are different, and they care a LOT about each other, they're best friends, but who is doing things the "right" way? I don't like the idea of them separating because that happens in way too many movies. I want to see these two stick together, but their insistence on trying to do it "correctly" ends up putting them in a lot of trouble because they can't cooperate anymore. Y'know. How people fight and argue about a "correct" way of playing the game. How we as players miss old Minecraft - or do we? Do we miss the simplicity of older times, or do we miss our childhood creativity and willigness to do whatever comes to mind?
Anyways. A good alternative to this conflict would be either Alex or Steve - I'm leaning more towards Steve - being hesitant at completing the End Portal. He doesn't want to end his "dream", he doesn't want answers or to escape this world (aka leave good memories behind), he wants to stay there, but Alex knows that they can't be like this forever, even if she wants to stay. Regardless, they eventually come to a mutual understanding, and, TOGETHER, they go and fight the Ender Dragon. They win, and then the End Poem happens.
The fight against the dragon wasn't the ending; the realization that there are, indeed, no rules to put them down, or that they HAVE to leave everything behind, is the ending. They hear the poem while sitting next to each other. The world changed because of them, and sometimes it was for the worse, and sometimes it was for the better, but it did become much kinder, and they weren't alone. They don't HAVE to be. Just like how it actually happened in the actual game, through the 15 YEARS since it started to exist, and oh my God it's been 15 years already?! Oh my God-
Anyways. Movie ends with Alex and Steve having a lighthearted argument over what to build next. Steve wants another castle, Alex says that she has amazing ideas for something she's calling a "mob farm", and "trust me, it'll make our lives SO MUCH easier". And they're just being silly, because there are no rules.
Anyways thanks for reading this post, feel free to add your own things to it! Just had to get it out of my chest.
Reblogging this for myself for future reference 🫡🫡
- The 100 (Tv Series) Probably the most special to me, this is when I found Richard in 2014 when The 100 started, and gave us probably one of his best characters, John Murphy.
- I Still See You (2018) Probably my second favorite character of his, Kirk Lane. It's such a interesting story and he's absolutely incredible in it.
- Fakes (Tv Series) If you're wanting something a little funnier, rather than horror I'd go for Fakes on netflix. It's just a silly little comedy and really shows off his funny side.
- Forever 16 (2013) A very interesting story, but also rich, bad boy asshole richard is a plus.
- Lowlifes (2024) Lowlifes was a very big surprise to me, I highly HIGHLY recommend this one! it's very interesting.
- Margaux (2022) I'd say that Margaux is kind of the closest thing to Final Destination, it's silly and the deaths are over exaggerated.
- The Puppet Killer (2019) I just very weirdly have a love for this movie, it's a weird one but it knows it which makes it interesting. Also Richard in his famous guyliner never disappoints.
- The Hollow (2015) Honestly one of my favs, he looks incredible in this movie. The story is really good too and the visuals are incredible.
- Scarecrow (2013) I will say now, his screen time in this movie is short. BUT HE LOOKS SO HOT so it is completely worth the watch!
- If I Had Wings (2013) This is honestly one of his best films, it's so emotional and real. It's incredible.
- Grave Encounters 2 (2012) A great found footage, paranormal horror.
- Triple Dog (2010) He's so baby in this, he only has a little role but I love this movie so I had to include it.
- Trick r Treat (2007) Had to put this in here because Trick r Treat is such a big halloween film and Richard is so incredibly proud of being in it.
- Darkness Falls (2020) Another interesting story.
- The Return (2020) Haunted House.
- Judas Kiss (2011) This is a very interesting story, and it's a fan favorite. Richards first LGBTQ+ Film.
- Woodland (2018) He looks incredible in this film and it's a very interesting watch.
- Game, Set, Love (2022) Not a massive hallmark movie person haha but I wanted to include this because it was a Harmon sibling project. I do need to rewatch though.
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
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LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j
anyways here is is cause i'm not a pussy
My favorite part of Deadpool and Wolverine was when Iceman and Pyro made out for an entire hour, I mean it was Oscar worthy
I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic
AARON STANFORD as JOHN ALLERDYCE/PYRO X2 | 2003
Forgor to post it here 🫠 smooth brain
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How to make a giant tinsel worm on a string! 🐛 🐛
I love worms,,,, and got a 10/10 idea when putting tinsel on my tree. Enjoy!!! ❤️
(P.S, my tinsel worm’s names are Stinky 🌈 and Randy the Worm of Christmas Present ❤️ )
He/it (or fuck around w/ neos idc)Kinda fruityI love fish and ww2 tanks and the x men movies
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