This Is Literally How I Figured Out I Was A Trans Guy

I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

Big shout out to the xmen movies almost never showing women in an exposed or voyeuristic way, but not hesitating to undress Hugh Jackman at every given chance

i love men in pain

oh they definitely fucked in that Honda Odyssey

Not with that attitude

majestic sturgeon stamp post for my sturgeon lovers

(top left to bottom right): Starry Sturgeon Stamp from Romania (1957), Chinese Sturgeon stamp from China (2000), Siberian Sturgeon stamp from Mongolia (1965), European Sea Sturgeon from USSR (1959)

I swear guys I did actually finish the first draft then I just forgot about it for like 2 years

There’s not enough murphamy content, which is is honestly tragic, so I guess I’ll have to make my own

I’ll post the link to the fic when I’m done writing

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Guys what if I started obsessing over fish again