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AARON STANFORD as JOHN ALLERDYCE/PYRO X2 | 2003

mfs will be homophobic then go watch deadpool and wolverine. my brother in christ deadpool is hitting on wolverine the whole movie 😭😭.

In the little bit of the comics I’ve read and some of the animated series? I’m a diehard Scott/logan/jean fan. I am of the opinion that almost every love triangle should just be solved by a throuple.

However.

In the movies??

Both Logan and Scott deserve better than Jean

She leads Logan on and actively flirts back with him, despite the fact that she has NO intention of breaking up with Scott?? (“Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, Logan. They don’t take him home.”) Like yeah Logan shouldn’t have been flirting with a taken woman, but she wasn’t doing much to genuinely discourage it. Bobby even points out that there’s something between them in X2, so it’s clearly not one-sided, yet she still stays with Scott. Like girl pick one, you cant be monogamously in love with your long-term boyfriend while also flirting with a guy he hates. That’s just X2, don’t even get me started on what she does in last stand.

In conclusion, I am a X men original trilogy Certified Jean Grey Hater thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Screams cries sobs (I have not thought about anything but pyro for the past like week)

Reminder that in the X-Men Last Stand novelisation, Bobby saved Pyro from Jean's rampage and in the Rogue Cut we see that Pyro's lighter is in a shrine that Warpath maintains.

TL:DR Pyro was a member of the Free Mutants because Bobby saved him and was killed by the Sentinels

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from

Unfortunately I am not trusting you

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

himb <3

yeah I have definitely fallen victim to the fanfiction hazard

Fanfic is DANGEROUS. Do not underestimate the dangers of reading fanfic.

Please read responsibly. ……….

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