Real

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

you know how it is

i love reading about the same couple falling in love over and over in different scenarios and universes. quite endearing to be honest.

“What is this feeling” is the greatest example of unadulterated faggotry in our modern age

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

stan being sick to fucking death over kyle blowing him off for tolkien vs. him only sending thumbs up emojis in response to wendy... he is not beating the allegations

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

No, because I’m actually right.

chat i just got hit by a fucking car