Yeah Romeo And Juliet Suuucks They Should’ve Both Survived At The End And Lived Happily Ever After

I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers

eddie saying “richie, i gotta tell you something” only to end on “i fucked your mother” has had me in a headlock since 2019

if gay and happy are synonyms, why won't the marauders fandom let them experience joy??

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Okay, but why is horror so gay?

conked out jegulus for the soul

like he really carved their initials into the kissing bridge when they were thirteen i’m just so

If you or someone you know has been personally victimized by a ship where Finn Wolfhard falls in love with his male childhood best friend, you could be entitled to financial compensation.

Klaus: I’m from the future plus we’re all gonna die in 2019.

A few thousand people:

"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3