Skinniebirdie - Birdie

By Hazuyouyu

No no no no...NOPE!!

STUPID BMI CALCULATOR KEEPS TELLING ME IM HEALTHY

I don't think he likes cat food

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN, MY BELOVED

dare i say i NEED a man to tell me he’s too old for me….

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

(via Flames Consume Tesla : r/clevercomebacks)

*heavy sigh* These bitches...

Need to shove him in a mason jar like tinkerbell and shake him up (affectionately)

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Older men with dad bods, guys with scruffy beards, men with tattoos, dads with deep voices, older men with soft tummies, middle aged guys with glasses, men with large hands 😵‍💫