Skinmittensgoblin - MittinSkinner

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

“sideburns are ugly” counterpoint theyre beautiful and sexy. reblog if you would fuck the pronouns out of that old man. is this anything

The Best Part About Video Games.

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself