I’m Gonna Make Some Heelys Out Of The Skin Of My Enemies And Call Them Necrofeelys

Depressed and ashamed to admit it but Officer Coyle looks like he gives the craziest head

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

deadpool and wolverine in the back of the honda odyssey:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

sometimes people dont really understand that having schizophrenia doesn’t permalock me as an angsty 13 year old evanescence fan