She Must Have Been!! No Way She Was The One And Only Lame Black Woman, I Refuse To Believe It. I Will

stop faking orgasms and start yelling boooooo!!!! and throwing tomatoes from your inventory

a @jilymicrofics "how"

“How? How?” Sirius asked, an incredulity to his voice James didn’t often hear. “How did you not say yes when Evans asked? Are you a complete moron?”

“I froze! I—I just. Bloody hell Sirius, she asked me out.”

“—so I’ve heard—"

“What’s a bloke supposed to say to that?”

“Er… yes? Seems pretty straightforward to me—if you’re into that sort of thing—when a girl you fancy asks you out, you say yes. Not run away screaming like a banshee.”

“It wasn’t that high-pitched.”

“Not according to Moony.”

“…fuck.”

James Potter & Sirius Black

100% Marauders did a cover of this song at some point.

Imagine Marls and Lily there too. James continuosly looking at the sides of the stage mouthing the lyrics at Lily.

marauders band au / blackinnon

remus: she came to one of our concerts once. i mean, she came every time she could. but that time she went full glam. brought a few of her models friends with her. sirius pulled them onto the stage.

james: i wanted lily up there too, but she said if i started flirting with her right in front of everyone then they’ll start questioning who the others were. made her regret it though (laughs). people next day thought me and mary were a thing.

peter: that was the last time we saw her wearing her hair long. she jumped on the platform with me. flirted with remus and sirius both. dance with all her friends, but people could only stare at her. she was dynamite. i don’t even think she was on something. i don’t. it was just her pure energy.

james: sirius pulled her to the front. made her sang with him the chorus.

remus: people went nuts. none of us new she could sing. her voice was raw, a little raspy, like she had pebbles on her throat but somehow they melted on your ears.

peter: she disappeared from the public eye for a while after that.

(pls pls pls picture marlene in miley cyrus outfit for her mother’s daughter performance at tinderbox festival. obviously the leather jacket would’ve been sirius’)

this is the most beautiful piece of art i've seen in a long time oh my god

ac: likeafunerall

hmmm okay these were all not rly cursed i cant have you think youre safe from cursed prompts now!

so may i please ask for padfoot/moony/fluffy

hahaha thank you for all your prompts cat! and now it’s time for the first post of your cursed ones… this was not easy so even though it’s sketchy it took a while, considered adding fang to the polycule (as suggested by @lynxindisguise ) but there were already too many heads in the mix 😂

now we're talking! i mean, if you want sporty she kinda gives surfer girls vibes, so she will be serving australian realness and going barefoot EVERYWHERE not just the beach (and at some point ends up wearing sirius' shoes)

a blackinnon story told in reverse: from the heart achingly lost of her life to the very beginning when they started to fell in love.

bonus points if near her death they closer to breaking up o they were already apart.

marauders band au / blackinnon

mary mcdonald (supermodel): look, i’m not saying they didn’t share a dream of becoming the next big thing. i’m just saying they were strategic about it. sirius and marlene i mean. that concert we went to were we ended up on stage with them? all planned. they knew how to replicate authenticity, they had so much energy no one ever doubted them.

lily evans (photographer, james potter’s girlfriend): everywhere you looked, girls wanted to be her [marlene]. she had been in a few music videos at the time with other bands, before the boys skyrocketed. but after that concert, girls wanted to be her and boys wanted to… you know (makes obscene gesture with her hands).

mary: her disappearance act afterwards was pure genius. marauders sold out everywhere.

i’m afraid those of us who like blackinnon have been cursed too