Reading An Ao3 Description And Continuing To Scroll As If You Didn’t Just Suffer Intense Psychological

yeah. thats the guy

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

Sanders Sides Favorite Fics Compilation !

Includes general author recommendations and fics that focus on Thomas & Sides, Thomas & Janus, The Sides in general, DLAMP, Dukeceit, Roceit, and Intrulogical.

Author Recs:

Anything by these guys is going to be good so if you’d like to do your own searching just go to them.

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors [Tumblr]

whenisitenoughtrees [Tumblr] OR angelsdemonsducks [Ao3]

parallelmonsoon [Tumblr] [Ao3]

candied-peach [Tumblr] OR peachsneakers [Ao3]

sidespromptblog [Tumblr] OR Shay_Nioum [Ao3]

now onto the specific fics! sorted by character focus because i think that’s generally what people look for. please make sure you read all of the tags / warnings for these as a few get quite dark !

Thomas & Sides

Eucatastrophe by arealsword [Ao3]

Pick a Side by arealsword [Ao3]

Self Love by parallelmonsoon [Ao3] [Tumblr]

Thomas & Janus

to be honest, capable (of holding you) by angelsdemonsducks / whenisitenoughtrees [Ao3] [Tumblr]

look me up and define me (please remind me) by angelsdemonsducks / whenisitenoughtrees [Ao3] [Tumblr]

The Sides

The End of a Perfect Summer’s Day by parallelmonsoon [Ao3]

DLAMP(R)

(in some form)

Chivalry is Dead by UncrownedKing / imnotcameraready [Ao3] [Tumblr]

Hurt, And How We Grow Past It. by Jinx72 [Ao3]

Dukeceit

Chipped Tea Sets by tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors [Tumblr]

Before Those Hands Pulled Me From The Earth by tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors [Tumblr]

Intrulogical

They Share a Kitchen by BuddyBuddyPalBuddy [Ao3] (unfinished)

Riddle Me This by Quarentinevibes [Ao3]

Roceit

The Gold Of Your Heart by SocialBookWorm [Ao3] [Tumblr]

$15 Sketch Commissions: Open!

That’s right! While I don’t know that I ever technically announced that commissions were closed… I’ve definitely been too busy to take them on. But my schedule’s opened up a bit, and so I feel comfortable opening for a limited number of sketch commissions.

If you’d like a piece of art like the examples above–a single character in loose lines and monochrome, with simple shading and basic background–now’s your chance [to be a big shot]! Obviously Undertale-themed commissions are accepted, but I can also draw non-Undertale characters and OCs as long as you provide a reference or description. However, I am not willing to draw NSFW, excessive gore, or robots (nothing against robots they’re just hard to draw :”D), so don’t send those XD You can either DM me or send an ask with your details.

For now, I’ll open for 5 slots to start, filled on a first-come-first serve basis. Once those are filled, I will not take more commissions until they are complete and delivered. After that, I may open again depending on my schedule. Payment can be taken via Paypal or Ko-fi, and I’ll start your piece once I receive the full amount due.

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As always, even if you can’t commission me, reblogs help spread the word! Thank you!

yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

i think aromantics should get $50

reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.

all of this within the span of six fucking days

This first thing I thought when I woke up from surgery was I am so hungry and I need ramen right now! but the second thing I thought was Oh my god, I'm safe.

I was safe.

I thought about having kids someday, but the thought was always divorced from the concept of having to grow them in my body. Whenever I thought about it, I would either start screaming or my mind would shut down. My worst nightmares featured discovering I was pregnant, and realizing I would have to keep it, and go through childbirth. I was terrified.

I got the surgery, and realized I was safe, and I never had those nightmares ever again. It was like finding out I was bulletproof.

Later, I looked at the broken condom, and I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. I didn't see my hopes and dreams turn to ash as I pivoted all my energy into a child I didn't want. I didn't see a possibility of starvation or homelessness because my already modest income went to a child I couldn't afford. I didn't see my disabled body becoming further disabled, or killed, by a pregnancy that I didn't want.

Read more between the pages commentary: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68216364 (free post, no paywall)

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!