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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

In Texas they (I say they because I don't think of myself as a Texan even though it's were I live) say ma'am and sir to everyone, to the extent were some people find it offensive if you don't (which is why I don't :) but in Utah they think it's offensive to say ma'am and sir, like you're mocking them.

I only know this because my cousins live in Utah and every time they visit this is one of the first things they point out.

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

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Twelfth Doctor at his finest.

It's disproportionate but that's fine

:) :( :/ are the good ones.

Friend: Yo, can you draw a sexy sandwich?

Me: Only if we can draw it on the board. *Gives teacher a look*

I really don't know why my teacher let us do that. And she didn't erase it, it was there the next day too.

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