Not To Be Racist Or Anything, But That's A Marimba *haughty Nerd Snort*

Twelfth Doctor at his finest.

It's disproportionate but that's fine

Bonus:

The joke started with: “Nightcrawler, what do your Elf eyes see?” and just sorta got away from me after that.

Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

Friend: Yo, can you draw a sexy sandwich?

Me: Only if we can draw it on the board. *Gives teacher a look*

I really don't know why my teacher let us do that. And she didn't erase it, it was there the next day too.

A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub 

Avengers World ( Spencer & Hickman, Caselli )

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Thou shalt counst me in

I want a count on how many people are currently watching x men evolution on Disney + right now