Look, A Dangerous Meme

*another piece of my soul dies*

I won’t crack the roof with lightning over you, Logan. I won’t even flood the basement. I’m just going to run a little breeze through your musky den… and miss you.

Bruh, those end scenes with Logan and Ororo got me dead.

Here are some best of wolverines. He is just as angry as everyone remembers but with a whole lot more 90s jokes. The 8 minutes are worth it I swear. I don’t know if this was reposted before but It needs to be shared. 

MURDER NO MAN

RESPECT THIS SACRED LAND

MAKE MORE MUTANTS

(aka the third law of mutants is to fuck: a compilation)

In Texas they (I say they because I don't think of myself as a Texan even though it's were I live) say ma'am and sir to everyone, to the extent were some people find it offensive if you don't (which is why I don't :) but in Utah they think it's offensive to say ma'am and sir, like you're mocking them.

I only know this because my cousins live in Utah and every time they visit this is one of the first things they point out.

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

I know, I need to color it. (My sister helped me get the feet right, she's quite adamant that I say that)

I have an addiction.

I-

X-Force #9 - “The Moral Jungle” (2020)

written by Benjamin Percy art by Joshua Cassara & Dean White

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

Me 24/7

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????