The Inner Circle As Parents... Yeah Don’t Touch Me

The Inner Circle as parents... yeah don’t touch me

These are my personal headcanons + ships so if you don’t agree that’s fine 👩‍💻🤓

Rhys and Feyre

weirdly enough I think they’d stop at two kids???

for some reason I can’t imagine them having like a huuuuge family

maybe 3 kids max

their second child is definitely a girl

and rhys becomes even more insufferable with his overprotective mother hen behaviour because guys... rhys had a sister once and—- imma need to stop 🥺

nyx as an older brother though??? that’s just pure gold

I can totally see him teasing his sister and being a prankster like his uncle cassian but deep down he’s feysand’s son... so he’s territorial af

if someone even looks at his sister the wrong way, they’d better run

imagine having the most powerful high lord and his son as your bodyguards... yeah, nobody stands a chance

feyre is just like “whatever, she’d rip their heads off before you two even get to say hello”

rhys and feyre are so proud of their little family

their daughter can definitely kick her brother’s ass by 20

and nyx wouldn’t have it any other way

Cassian + Nesta

cassian has girl dad energy

and I won’t accept any criticism on that

so their first born is obviously a girl and cassian is... well, he’s a goddamn mess

he’s never held anyone so tiny in his arms ever

“love, she’s not that tiny. you’re just... huge”

cassian falls in love with their daughter the second he learns nesta is pregnant

he rests his hand on her swollen stomach at every chance he gets

and when the baby starts kicking he loses it, so mesmerised by it

and if you think rhys’s overprotectiveness is over the line... well

cassian is so, so much worse

nesta wants to kill him everyday for it but deep down it turns her on ngl

pregnant sex. a lot of it.

I can totally picture them having three kids in total... all girls

cassian jokes that he has an army of valkyries at home

but just imagine how powerful their daughters would be. their dad is the most skilled general in history and their mom is death herself.

no one messes with them, that’s for sure

his girls couldn’t be more deadly yet all of them are pure rays of sunshine for him

Azriel + Gwyn

az is the last one of the three brothers to become a dad, but he doesn’t mind

babysitting his nieces and nephews is tiring enough

so when gwyn breaks the news to him... he cries

azriel bawls his eyes out for days

he couldn’t be happier

but, as expected, he becomes an insufferable overprotective prick just like his brothers

gwyn goes to nesta and feyre “how did you manage to not kill your mates during pregnancy? cause it’s been two days since I told him and I’m already plotting”

all jokes aside, it makes her heart tingle that someone cares that much for her

az talks to the baby a lot while they’re in the womb

a lot of belly kisses too

he can’t physically wait to be a dad

in the end they have three boys, and just when they thought that was all... gwyn gets pregnant again

and it’s a girl

az cries harder than he’s ever done because he’s having a little girl... a little mini gwyn

his heart can’t take it

all her older brothers are super protective of their daughter, even though she’s a valkyrie herself and could take anyone down with a single kick

Elain + Lucien

I can see them taking the longest to become parents because of the whole “I have to figure out the mating bond thing” stuff

but they do eventually sort things out and Elain gives them a chance

and boy... she should’ve done it sooner

lucien treats her like a true princess

and when she gets pregnant, she’s a bit shocked at first, but overall really happy

lucien is over the moon

they first have a little girl with fiery red hair and soft features like elain

she loves running around in the garden and having her dad chase after her

lucien would pick her up easily and blow raspberries on her little neck every time, making her scream with laughter

elain feels so full of love watching her mate and their daughter play together

lucien never knew he’d have this big of a soft spot for children, but he absolutely adores being a dad

give their children the love he never received

and they can’t stop

I feel like they’d have a lot of kids

like, definitely around 7

I just think both of them are totally thrilled to become parents and they just can’t help themselves

elain definitely teaches all of them how to cook and bake and lucien is big on the training side

I can imagine them living a very peaceful and fulfilling life in a house full of (kinda chaotic) children

Amren + Varian

I can totally picture them seeing all their family’s kids and being like... no thanks

I don’t think they’d want to become parents, at least not for a long time

they’re more than happy to be the cool(est) aunt and uncle and spoiling all their nieces and nephews

also teaching them everything their parents don’t want them to know

amren is definitely set to piss off cassian and nesta the most

but just because she loves them and “your girls need to know everything” “amren I’ll fucking end you” “try me bitch”

and they don’t even like children that much so... why bother

if they do end up having a family of their own though, I think it would be very down the line and they’d stop at one kid

nonetheless they’re so damn happy they don’t have to change diapers, clean vomit stains and chase flying Illyrian babies around

yeah... they made the right choice

Mor + Emerie

coolest aunts energy

although amren disagrees because she’s the coolest aunt, duh

they definitely want to adopt a baby together, but they’re waiting for the right time

in the meantime they’re more than happy to babysit their family’s little devils

but when the time comes, they adopt the littlest Illyrian boy they’ve ever seen

he’s so small and cute and smart and ugh, they’ve wanted their own little family for so long

they’d totally adopt more babies over the years

I think they’d stop at around baby 3 or 4, two boys and two girls

can you imagine how powerful those babies would be?? how deadly??

mor is so here for it

emerie is definitely the worrying 24/7 mom, but mor’s steady presence calms her nerves every time

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3 years ago

❗️House of Sky and Breath spoilers and theories part 2 becaus none of my friends read fantasy:

- as another tumblr user has already pointed out: Hunt‘s last line is really concerning, it was something like „and then Hunt knew nothing“ plus the Asteri told him Hunt wouldn’t need the slave crown so the only thing I can imagine is Hunt getting his memories wiped and when Bryce comes back she sees him fighting for the Asteri and I don’t think my heart can take this

- it will be great for the Quinlar tension though not gonna lie

- I don’t know if this has already been pointed out but I think the Angels might have been created by the Asteri. They are their loyal servants and they should keep the other Vanir in check

- ok so I love the gang BUT I have to say that they sometimes acted super stupid like thinking Madoc wouldn’t smell them, or going to that rebel island and showing everyone their faces or going to the Asteri archives and NOT getting suspicious when there is literally NO guard, no one….

- ok so do you think Prythian gang will know about queen Theia? And I also kind of want Bryce to meet the Autumn court just to say something snarky

- so Truth Teller is the second sword, which is really cool and interesting

- because I think Bryce will take both swords back to her world and after she finished whatever she has to do with them she will take Truth Teller back to Azriel and that would be the PERFECT start for Azriel‘s POV book

- soooo I think CC3 will be the next book we are getting and ACOTAR5 will be later, everything else would be confusing, so you could still read Acotar without having to read CC

- I‘m really not sold about the motives the demon princes have, I think Aidas truly loved Theia and would do everything to help Bryce but what about the others? Didn’t Apollion say Bryce and Hunt are his final end bosses? Does he want to invade CC?

- because why would SJM include Ari the dragon when she can kill demons and not angels or Asteri with her fire?

- plus I like it that magical fire is a universal way to kill demons (Queen Aelin did it first)

- I also think Bryce hasn’t accessed her full potential. She said so herself that she can feel her power source but can’t reach it so we still have to get a full power up of her!!!

- I really want to know more about thunderbirds because why would SJM include them when it’s a dead end anyways? There has to be more about it since Bryce and Hunt basically BOTH have the thunderbird ability to suck in energy and reuse it

- I wonder if it was just foreshadowing to that being the ultimate power one would need to destroy the Asteri since they killed all Thunderbirds OR

- if one of the characters we know has Thunderbird blood in them

- I said it before and I say it again, if I don’t get my girl Aelin in a CC book I will riot!

- ok so I had another thought and question, how do we define the different worlds?! Are they different dimensions/universes (I think that’s what they told us in TOG) or are they just different planets? In CC both terms got used

- I really really like Baxian, I will protect him and I hope he gets the love and affection he deserves

- sooo Ithan and the Fendyr Alpha, huh?

- since she is a mysthic I am positive that she will help guide Bryce through the worlds at one point

- I still know nothing about Jesiba, I wanna know so bad who or what she really is and why she keeps helping Bryce

- I sometimes wondered if the Viper Queen might be a Valg? Since she could control Tharion and it gave me major Dorian flashbacks

- Tharion… boy I love you but what went through your brain when you offered yourself to the viper queen?!

- So does ANYONE know how many books will be in the CC series? Because I feel like 3 books isn‘t really a lot time to overthrow a whole government of Asteri, even if Hel should help (and I think that not all of the Hel princes would simply help Bryce and then return happily to their world)

- I still think about the orcale and Rhun a lot, why would the royal bloodline end with him?! If Bryce should become queen (which I actually don’t think will happen) the royal bloodline didn’t end

- so I think ultimately CC will establish some kind of democratic government, I don’t see how kings and queens would fit in there without the Asteri tbh

- Cormac dying was kind of sad since I felt like he had a lot of potential

- do you think we will see the Avallen territory? It’s kind of still a mystery and I feel like they might hide something

- ok so that’s it for now lol

3 years ago

HOSAB - All Ruhnlidia chapters

(You're welcome😘)

Chapters: 22 24 28 31 33 36 42 47 53 57 60 61 67 68 75

3 years ago

Don’t read if you haven’t read KOA!

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Ok, so what if when Aelin saw Rhys and Feyre it was Starfall and that was why they were standing out there together and looking at the sky and Aelin was one of the spirit things and Rhys didn’t know that it was an actual person and he was just trying to make it last a little longer and that’s why she slowed down?

2 years ago
......and I Will Never Forget How We Thought He Was The Manipulating Tyrant Brother At First......

......and I will never forget how we thought he was the manipulating tyrant brother at first......

3 years ago

I’m re reading throne of glass and honestly we don’t talk about Nox Owen enough

3 years ago

Lidia's story about a witch

Once upon a time, before Luna hunted the heavens and Solas warmed Cthona’s body, before Ogenas blanketed Midgard with water and Urd twined our fates together, there lived a young witch in a cottage deep in the woods. She was beautiful, and kind, and beloved by her mother. Her mother had done her best to raise her, with her only companions being the denizens of the forest itself: birds and beasts and the babbling brooks.

She grew older, strong and proud. But a wandering prince passed by her clearing one day when her mother was gone, beheld her beauty, and wanted her desperately to be his bride.

She had no interest in princes, or in ruling a kingdom, or in any of the jewels he offered. What she wanted was a true heart to love her, to run wild with her through the forest. But the prince would not be denied. He chased her through the wood, his hounds following.

As she ran, she pleaded with the forest she loved so dearly to help her. So it did. First, it transformed her into a deer, so she might be as swift as the wind. But his hounds outraced her, closing in swiftly. Then the forest turned her into a fish, and she fled down one of the mountain streams. But he built a weir at its base to trap her. So she became a bird, a hawk, and soared for the skies. But the prince was a skilled archer, and he fired one of his iron-tipped arrows.

It struck her breast, and where her blood fell, olive trees sprouted. As her body hit the earth, the forest transformed her one last time…

The forest turned the witch into a monster before she hit the earth. A beast of claws and fangs and bloodlust. She ripped the prince and hounds who pursued her into shreds.

She remained a monster for a hundred years, roaming the forest, killing all who drew near. A hundred years, so long that she forgot she had once been a witch, had once possessed a home and a forest she loved.

But one day, a warrior arrived in the forest. He’d heard of the monster so vicious none could kill it and live. She set out to slaughter him, but when the warrior beheld her, he was not afraid. He stared at her, and she at him, and he wept because he didn’t see a thing of nightmares, but a creature of beauty. He saw her, and he was not afraid of her, and he loved her. His love transformed her back into a witch, melting away all that she’d become. They dwelled in peace in the forest for the rest of their immortal lives.

-Lidia Cervos

3 years ago

My incomprehensible summary of HOSAB (definitely not in the right order)

Who the fuck is Sophie?

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!!!

Maybe don't wear low cut dresses in darkened places? ✨

Let's wait until Xmas.

Tharion: 🎶"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat..."🎶

Oh he's Irish.

Nice nice nicety nice.

Everyone is curvy AF.

Damn gurl, I would buy this apartment!

"And then he was like..., and I was like..." "No way!!" "Way!"

Do you want my sword? No. Are you sure? Yes.

uwu Ithan.

Panic attacks are sexy, let's not wait till Xmas.

Let's get out the label maker and define this relationship.

Bro I'm changed, I swear.

Reapers: we just need to borrow Ruhn for a sec, we'll give him straight back.

Turns out death is unpleasant, who knew?

Dog Headed Three.

I'm sure this will work. You might die, but you probably won't.

It's cool, we're fine. No biggie.

You get betrothed, you get betrothed, EVERYBODY GETS BETROTHED!!!

Sofas on the brain bridge.

Horniest people alive will sleep next to each other and not fuck. Sure.

What are you talking about, I've had this backstory all along!

You'll never guess who my father is!

Danika didn't tell you shit!

I smell a smell, a smelly smell that smells smelly.

We get it! Everybody fancies Bryce!!

Somebody watched Minority Report.

And introducing bachelor number 3!!

Tight black aquatic leggings.

Do you think they'll notice that we're rebels?

Sub fuck.

...And turns out she was a wolf.

Rings and tings.

Masquerade ball but we can all smell who each other is.

Boob saliva.

Ruhn's nose isn't working today.

Mind fuck.

I want to be free!! Slaves are free right?

The Truth ™️

Hi, remember us. Yeah, we're in this too. Suprise 🎉

3 years ago

Aelin: *yeets herself across realms*

Rhys: Guys I saw this strange girl fall from the sky—

Everyone: LOL sure Rhys

Bryce: *Literally falls from the sky*

Rhys:

Aelin: *yeets Herself Across Realms*
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