Sizzlingtyphoonhottub - Untitled

Watch Me memes because I feel inspired lmao

NOT SPOILER FREE DO NOT WATCH THESE WITHOUT READING WATCH ME!

Out of topic but how did I not spell assassin correctly once in all these memes, I'm honestly more impressed than disappointed with myself

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

"Oh, so should I care about not hurting men's feelings?" You should care about not hurting anyone's feelings. That's like pre-k shit. You're an adult, you should know that

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

We must combat the rise of Elvis Presley accounts. They will ruin the music industry with this new hip TRASH the kids call music. Follow me, the real frank sinatra to greatness.

Andrew was horny as fuck recording Wasteland, Baby. Like that man was turned all the way out, oh my god

Not again…but perhaps

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her