NECKLACES AND KEYCHAINS

captain jack sparrow is just tony stark on another plane of existence

Just a quick reminder from Aziraphale to let you know that you should drink plenty of water.

If you don't drink enough water, you'll experience very unpleasant headaches, but if you still don't drink water after experiencing those, things will only get worse.

If not for Aziraphale, do it for yourself ❤

A demon can get into a lot of trouble for doing the right thing.

I see your Aziraphale adopts Miles Maitland and I give you

Crowley is best friends with Davina

The Flash + tropes

Victorious taught me...

Victorious and all its characters taught me so many different things, I’m thankful for:

Robbie taught me, that being different is okay.

Andre taught me to be passionate about things I love.

Cat taught me, that it’s okay to be ditzy.

Beck taught me to be laid back and calm.

Jade taught me to speak my mouth without hesitating and to be myself.

Trina taught me to love myself.

Tori taught me to chase my dreams and to make it shine.

But overall Victorious taught me, that normal is boring.

Cedfia shippers can choke

How strong is Aziraphale?

Let’s estimate how heavy is the rock that Aziraphale is lifting in the garden of eden’ scene. Based on the footage we have, I will approximate its shape to a trapezoidal base prism (more specifically, its base is a trapezoid rectangle).

To discover the base measurements, I will use this scene (because is the one where he is closer to the stone, minimizing camera effects)  and Mr. Sheen height (1,78m) to do some pixel measurements.

Some math later and using the fact that two edges of the rock accompanies the junction of the larger stones I managed to get the height and smaller base of the rock, but I still needed the other side and the bigger  base.

For this, I measured the angle shown. With these informations and trigonometry, I concluded these are the base’s measurements. Now, for its depth (this one was hard and probably the source of possible errors), we need some considerations. 

Based on other scenes from the wall, we can safely say that this stone does not represent its thickness. However, we can see the inside of the wall, which is made of three to five layers of pre cut blocks. 

I am assuming, now, that Aziraphale’s stone has the depth equivalent of the first outside layer that we see, since antique stone constructions don’t use mortar and the piece could fairly “break” in that spot. 

Thanks to our adorable Eve, we have a scene to make some pixel measurement using her hand as reference (an average woman hand has a length of 17,27cm) and I concluded that the stone’s length is 28cm.

Using the right volume formula, the result is V=0,03087m^3.

Now, we need to estimate its density. According to some proposed locations, the garden of eden is  in southern Mesopotamia (now Iraq). Based on the book “Ancient Mesopotamian Materials and Industries: The Archaeological Evidence”-Peter Roger Stuart Moorey, the primary construction stones of this region is limestone and gypsum. 

The density of limestone (the most probable one) is 2711kg/m^3, which results in a weight of 83,69kg for our little angel to lift.

To sum up, Aziraphale is lifting approximately 83,69kg (184,5 pounds) without using any knee technique and without even looking discomfortable. Maybe the buff angel we see in the storyboards is not so off, after all.

Hell: are consorting with an Angel?

Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s it feel to be so unsexy you try and make one of my greatest demonic acts look traitorous?

I personally agree with this

I feel like people have forgotten that Toothless is the only “Night Fury” that Berk (and the audience) has ever seen. That means that everything we claim to know about Toothless’ species is just an assumption, because it’s only based on one individual dragon.

Y’all think Toothless’ species is supposed to be black because he’s black, not because all “night furies” are actually black. Y’all think that Toothless species is supposed to have nubs and spikes all over them because Toothless has nubs and spikes all over him, not because all “night furies” actually have nubs and spikes. Hell, the reason that Toothless’ species is even called Night Fury is because of Toothless alone, not because his entire species resembles him or behaves like him.

So all this “the Light fury isn’t a true night fury” and “what happened to Night furies being the unholy offspring of lightning and death” nonsense needs to stop, because you guys don’t actually have any confirmed information on the entire night fury species; you only have knowledge on one individual member, which, according to rules of taxonomy, is not enough. So stop acting like you have a bible on what Night Furies are actually supposed to be like.

Used to love when the fandom fangirled and bonded over new material; but the way you guys are jumping ship so easily on a franchise you claimed to have loved so passionately over a handful of images is ridiculous. It’s one thing to constructively critique your media, and it’s another thing to sound like a whiny middle-aged woman at a retail store who’s jumping to conclusions because she can’t get her way. Wait till we get some trailers and then feel free to abandon the franchise all you like. At least that would make more sense.