How I Think The Ppg And The Rrb Would Be Like When They're Drunk

How I think the ppg and the rrb would be like when they're drunk

all of those are for when they're really really drunk

Butch

it would be him but worse

like everything chaotic about him would just, get enhanced

he would throw himself at tables, drink entire bottles of whatever's in front of him, anything to make people scream (whether it's cheering or being genuinely terrified or angry at him)

at the beginning he really is the heart of the party until everyone decides "this is just too much" and kick him out

Buttercup

Weirdly enough, I think she would get flirty?

cause like, buttercup is FAR from being flirty when she's sober

but I can totally picture her just telling everyone pickup lines and every single time people are like "?????" and of course they can't help being embarrassed and feeling SO attracted to her because, I mean, that's not common buttercup behavior

but she's rarely actually interested in anyone she flirts with

she just thinks it's fun

Bubbles

she would be so full of rage

challenging everyone to an arm wrestle and winning every single time

"WOOOOOO LET'S GO!!! WHO'S NEXT??" *takes a shot*

idk just the thought of feral bubbles makes me giggle

she and Butch absolutely cannot be together when drunk

Boomer

you know that wine mom thing where they drink a couple glasses of wine and start asking everyone to dance and sing with them?

yeah

"come here babe, get up, let's dance"

*starts slow dancing like a mom*

*like, straight up swaying his hips with a cup in his hand and snapping his fingers with the other*

because of this he will not get drunk unless everyone else is also drunk because it's just too embarrassing

Blossom

if you watch Brooklyn 99 you'll know what I'm talking about when I say blossom gets drunk like amy

for those who aren't familiar with the Amy Santiago drunkness scale, here's a list (and how I think it would be like with blossom)

One Drink Amy Blossom: One Drink Blossom is "a little spacey", being a bit out of touch with what's happening around her

Two Drink Blossom: Two Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Loud Blossom") shouts everything she says.

Three Drink Blossom: Three Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Blossom Dance Pants") dances constantly. This Blossom is very fond of drunk boomer and will accompany him in his wine mom shenanigans

Four Drink Blossom: Four Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Horny Blossom") is "a little bit of a perv", often making comments loaded with sexual innuendo. This is very interesting to watch when she's with buttercup because people will go insane. It's also VERY interesting to watch when she's around Brick.

Five Drink Blossom: Five Drink Blossom is "weirdly confident". She has a confidence level that she never normally displays, which is also fun to watch since it intersects with four drink Blossom.

Six Drink Blossom: Six Drink Blossom is "just sad". Six Drink Blossom is also when Blossom may get sick if she drinks more.

Seven Drink Blossom: a mystery, and so are the others after that. Blossom hasn't been able to drink more than 6 drinks without immediately collapsing

it also goes without saying that it is incredibly hard to even get to One Drink Blossom since she's such a goody two shoes

Brick

you'll rarely ever see brick get really really drunk

both because he's very good at handling alcohol and because he hates his drunk self. it betrays everything he believes in

that is because drunk brick 1. has absolutely no filter and 2. is very clingy

that results in a lot of "you know I really like you right, buttercup? you're really really cool" and "bubbles your dress is pretty you're very pretty" and "I love you guys so much!!!" (his brothers)

but the best of drunk brick is when he's around blossom

we have yet to see drunk blossom encounter drunk brick. usually one of them is much sober than the other so they end up taking care of one another

but yeah drunk brick just straight up hugs blossom and tells her she smells nice and is so smart and so pretty

once he actually almost told her he loved her but she stopped him mid sentence cause that would be just hurtful