People Are Always Like "Oh A Vampire Wouldn't Get Horny While Drinking Someone's Blood, That's Like Getting

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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my sandwiches moan and whimper actually

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