Started Playing PQ2 Also

beer!!!!

he's catholic. he's australian. he's a doctor. he kissed a nine year old. he's fatphobic. he's into bdsm. he killed a man. he's blonde. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he

kiss

i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

When God announced that every billionaire would die by Christmas, the race for the 1 trillion began

him saying this is extra funny when you consider the fact that at no point during that film do maurice and clive kiss with tongue so there was no real reason for them to be doing this