Sirguacalot-blog - Love

And I finally understood why they call it “falling in love”, because I had no control. I wasn’t stepping, or running or even jumping in love. I was falling… For you.

avppoetry (via wnq-writers)

friend: are you alright?

me: *finger guns* no!!!

Things That Would Make a Better President Than Donald Trump

Drake Parker

Submitted by bluemoononthatfatefulnight

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

You gave me a meaningful silence in this noisy world .

gypsy-nomadic-soul (via wnq-writers)

This.

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like