Just Accidentally Reported And Blocked One Of My Followers While Removing The Eleven Porn Bots Following

I’VE TRANSLATED THE WHOLE WEBSITE!!!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit

THE DOCUMENT HAS BEEN FINISHED! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A FEW HOURS NOW, AND I THINK I’VE COVERED EVERYTHING! REPLY IF ANYTHING ELSE HASN’T BEEN TRANSLATED YET.

EDIT: oKAY I ADDED EVERYTHING ELSE SO IT IS THE WHOLE WEBSITE SO FAR! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED IN A CHALLENGE OR WANT TO EXPERIENCE SOME OF THE PAIN I FELT, DECIPHER THIS!

New post because ask box wasn't working (thanks @raviolin-down-the-streets)

Send me an art request through my ask box! (Has to be related to TF2, and no non-canonical ship art, I'm not too comfy with that) I'm only drawing five requests, so make it creative. The art won't be high quality and will mostly be sketchy since I'm doing this to practice.

plot twist: this is how Herlock confessed

Transcription:

Herlock: ...Love is when two grown ups start craving more than just business handshakes and platonic ice cream breaks. 

Hosonaga: ...What do you mean, Sholmes?

Herlock:  Love makes two people want to go on romantic ice cream breaks and drink all kinds of exotic elixirs and nectars together!

Hosonaga: ...Are you quite alright?

Herlock:  When two grown ups are in love, they'll make joint-bank accounts together and go to the movies together, to feed popcorn kernels to the rats and cockroaches there.

Hosonaga: Do--Do you have a fever?

Herlock:  And one day, if you're lucky, your partner'll take away the kids forever, and go marry Steve, the guy in your accounting firm who works in the same cubicle as you, but makes 6% more per year than you, and you can finally have a good night's sleep.

Hosonaga: Sholmes, what are you implying?

Herlock:  That's love, my dear friend!

(dialogue taken from the game DialTown)

....hm

I could probably come up with an idea to go with this but the fact that he’s effectively yelling Hosonaga’s name in court makes me laugh so hard. did hosonaga become a religion??? did something happen here??? like whenever someone is ‘lost in their daydreams’ you just yell satoru at them and the spirit of hosonaga wakes them up??? 

(i understand that they both just share the same origin in japanese but like. theories are fun)

art (first art of the account lets go)

I’m no good with backgrounds

spent way too long on this :)

Original and instrumental by iteachvader on youtube!

chickeb

chicken

he really does kazuma. he really does.

I've been seeing a lot of the picture of the poor woman who has inadvertently become the face of the Glasgow Willy Wonka event. Can we start passing this one around, where she's working admirably to give the kids there a good experience in spite of the hideously under-delivered one-jellybean-per-child shitshow?

Credit to @ForeverElSanto

Like if I had someone taking pictures of me on the clock at a customer-facing event, I'd hope they'd use the one showing me where I was, yknow, working, instead of on my break staring through the walls in disbelief at the state of things.