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I've been seeing a lot of the picture of the poor woman who has inadvertently become the face of the Glasgow Willy Wonka event. Can we start passing this one around, where she's working admirably to give the kids there a good experience in spite of the hideously under-delivered one-jellybean-per-child shitshow?

Credit to @ForeverElSanto

Like if I had someone taking pictures of me on the clock at a customer-facing event, I'd hope they'd use the one showing me where I was, yknow, working, instead of on my break staring through the walls in disbelief at the state of things.

HEY EVERYONE!

So, around two years ago I made this comic for a zine about what kinds of adventures the two Grunks might go on after the end of Gravity Falls. I finally got permission to post it, so here it is!

It’s pretty old, so I’ve learned a lot since then, about comics, layout, color, and pretty much everything! So I don’t love how it looks now, but I felt it would be a shame just to let it sorta rot away on my computer haha. Hope y’all get some enjoyment out of it!

Here’s a link to the zine’s Tumblr page: http://gfpostfinalecomicbook.tumblr.com

I’VE TRANSLATED THE WHOLE WEBSITE!!!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit

THE DOCUMENT HAS BEEN FINISHED! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A FEW HOURS NOW, AND I THINK I’VE COVERED EVERYTHING! REPLY IF ANYTHING ELSE HASN’T BEEN TRANSLATED YET.

EDIT: oKAY I ADDED EVERYTHING ELSE SO IT IS THE WHOLE WEBSITE SO FAR! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED IN A CHALLENGE OR WANT TO EXPERIENCE SOME OF THE PAIN I FELT, DECIPHER THIS!

spy had to teach pyro the benefit of small fires since one time when spy asked pyro to help him light a cigarette they just burned off spy’s hand. one trip to respawn later spy finds pyro again and shows them how to light a cigarette with a LIGHTER and not a flamethrower. 

pyro just stared at the lighter and grabbed it. then they started waving it around like a magic wand and gently tapping on everyone’s heads with it because oh my gosh it was a mini flamethrower.

spy didn’t have the heart to take the lighter back.

hhhh dior

POkay so apparently Dior means golden in French so that’s my headcanon name for Spy now.

this is only going to be a bare minimum timeline for me, and I don’t really want people to see it but i want it to be out there so no tags on it. I’m planning on making a really really long fanfiction on this so anyone who sees this I’d like if you didn’t make anything about it or credit me if you are directly inspired by this.

OKAY HERE WE GO

- Dior is born to a loving mother and a neglecting father. The mother signed a contract somehow that signed over a crap ton of money to Dior’s father. Dior’s mother disappears when he is six (not completely clear but she was killed by Dior’s father so that she couldn’t blab to police about how he abused Dior and so he could keep all the money for himself) People suspect the Father of doing the murder, so he hides away into his mansion and makes Dior take care of everything for him. - Understandably, Dior hates his father a lot. At some point, his father has a bit too much to drink, and smashes Dior over the head with a glass bottle repeatedly, leaving scars all over his face. Of course once he’s sober again he realizes the problem that all evidence pointed to him doing it, so that would be one of the reasons why he hides in the mansion.  - misc. notes: Dior is forced to cook for his father and do all the shopping, so he intentionally tries to cook horrible food. of course his dad gets mad about it so he just goes to the store and buys some weird instant alligator meat in the Australian section of the store and cooks it for his dad daily. Dior steals from his rich classmates who bullied him because of his father and uses it to buy food to support himself.

- OKAY SO THIS IS WHERE  DIOR KILLS HIS DAD.

- one day, a balisong along with an envelope saying “you know what to do” appears in the dirt in front of the mansion. He does know what to do. Dior spends days in the library, studying human anatomy to find the quickest way to kill someone with a balisong. Ultimately, he comes up with the backstab. On one of his Father’s shirts he draws a dot so he can aim his knife. The day comes where his Father wears the shirt, and while his father is taking a swig from his drink-- the knife goes IN through his skin and punctures his heart. he dies unsure what Dior will do with the body, but he salvages absolutely everything having to do with his mother from the house. (debating what will happen here, but I have an idea where Dior burns the house down or something idk. maybe he’ll get caught for what he does because of the corpse odor so he burns down the entire village. i’m thinking about introducing a character who would be the owner of the bookstore, and would be like a second mother to Dior, but would also be the first person to connect Dior to the crime and would betray him.)

should his last name be Primeaux? I’ll add a tag once I come up with a last name for him.

I’ll continue this in a later post.

BLU Demoman, drunk and definitely NOT ready for battle!

Soldier: Sober up, maggot! That is an order!"

Demoman: ...isn't it 5 pm?

Soldier: IT'S 5 AM, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAGGOT. NOW WIPE THAT DROOL OFF OF YOUR SORRY FACE.

(low quality I’m sorry!) i just imagine archimedes as like a carrier pigeon/dog that takes organs from the enemy team and gives them to medic because medic reasons i guess. usually only takes bones because those are the only things it wont destroy with it’s beak lol.

⁉️🔸🏖 - ❝ they don’t call me the eel for nothin’ ❞

happy birthday to me…..

My birthday was on Easter this year, and the next time that’ll happen is in 2033. I am older now. I am less mature than before. God help me.