Fuck Consistency In Art !!!  We Ballin !!!!!!  Whatever Comes Out Of My Hand Next Is Up To God !!!!

whenever I vote in a poll and choose the most popular option I am a champion and when I pick the least popular option I am part of the revolutionary underdog class fighting against the posers

Little forest cook! If you want to see this animation in a better quality with the sound here is my youtube video This is the first time I add a sound effects to the commission. I could not resist! Parker the squirrel belongs to ViolentFumes

𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐋𝐘𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄-𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the TV show “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary) TW: suicide mention, murder mention

“All men are at least 30% attracted to me.”

“Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher’s suicide note.”

“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”

“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts.”

“So you choose your dad over me, your co-worker who hates you?”

“The only reason I didn’t tell you is I don’t value you as people, so why be honest?”

“I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.”

“Rules are made to be broken.”

“Welcome to the murder.”

“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”

“Ooh, someone’s in trouble. It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.”

“Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.”

“Everything is garbage.”

“And when this is over, I’m going to find you, and I’m going to break those little fingers.”

“I’d rather walk into the freezing ocean.”

“All smiling is horrible. This is worse.”

“I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.”

“I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck.”

“You can’t let other people’s opinions get in the way of what you want, especially because other people suck.”

“Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.”

“Plans are plans. I’m a bad ass, not an anarchist.”

“See, told you it was rude to be early. Well, let’s cancel the entire evening and try again next year.”

“This is taking too long! I’m gonna miss the farmer’s market!”

“I’m a detective. I will detect.”

“The only muscle I care to work out is my brain.”

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How to Write Dialogue for (most) Dream SMP Characters

A few months ago, I remembered seeing a lot of posts giving advice on how to write dialogue for DSMP Characters. And while those posts contained numerous helpful pointers, overall, they fall just short of capturing what it means to write in a character’s Voice.

Unique character Voices, while tricky to get right, are usually achieved by giving each character a distinct set of words to say, in a manner that distinguishes them from the rest of the cast. 

With this in mind, I’ve spent the past few days combing through almost Thirty Hours of VOD footage to collect nearly all of the unique words, phrases, and speaking habits of every major and minor character on the Dream SMP (involved in 2+ story arcs.)

Before Reading:

Sentence-Starters are single words or phrases which begin a sentence. (ie. “Y’know, maybe you should try something different.”) 

Sentence Paddings are reoccurring words added to the middle of sentences. (ie. “It’s like he just can’t cry.”) 

Sentence Endings are single words or phrases which end a sentence. (ie. “There’s no need to fight, I hope.”)

All three of these types can be combined with one another to create more natural-sounding sentences. For instance, if a character has the two Sentence-Starters “Okay” and “So,” they can be used like this; “Okay, so, I’m a bit worried.”

(Note: When certain traits or phrases aren’t obvious with how they should be applied to dialogue, an (ie.) will be added below to illustrate them.)

Wilbur

General Traits:

Repeats himself for emphasis. Sometimes these repetitions will add additional information. More often, this repetition is focused around a specific word with the circumstance of the sentence being changed each time.

ie. “I’m living in an eternal limbo again. I’ve been through limbo, I’m out of limbo, and socially, I’m still in this limbo.”

Highly eloquent in language, bordering on poetic.

Highly introspective; significantly less so after Eret’s betrayal and onward.

Occasionally makes literary analogies and references, sometimes breaking the Fourth Wall to do so.

Curses semi-frequently. Wilbur is the only known character to use the word “cunt,” although rare.

Common Go-To Swears - Fuck, Shit, Prick, Bastard, Hell, Ass (Including all variations and combinations.)

Tends to hum when he thinks to himself.

Stutters most often when offended, shocked, or surprised.

Generally addresses characters semi-formally, often by title or role.

Often slips into long-form monologues when self-reflecting.

Usually defaults to being the head of a conversation; introducing, managing, and elaborating on topics throughout, especially when speaking to three or more people.

Circumstantial Phrases:

You and I, we’re ━ (To connect positively with someone.)

ie. “You and I, we’re used to seeing the good in people.”

I wanna pick your brain / Can I pick your brain? (To ask about someone else.)

Don’t say that, I’ll cry (Affectionate banter, only to Tommy.)

I’m afraid ━ (When hopeless or delivering bad news.)

ie. “I’m afraid there’s no getting out of this now.”

There’s no reason to ━ / There’s no reason for ━ / There’s no need for ━  (When being threatened or breaking up a fight.)

ie. “There’s no need for violence, gentlemen.”

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Glass Onion (2022) + Art

Swiss!Reader: Knife

Soap: Hey, does anyone have scissors?

Reader: Yeah, take this

Soap: Woah it’s a real swiss army knife, cool!

[Later]

Ghost: Anyone have some pliers?

Reader: Yep.

[Later]

Gaz: Fuck, I can’t read that shit, it’s so tiny…

Reader: Take this

Gaz: A magnifying glass?? Damn what kind of knife is that?

Reader: A swiss army knife.

[Later, AGAIN]

Captain Price: Anyone has some tweezers?

Reader: Uh-uh

Price: Thanks.

Soap: This is getting ridiculous

[Later]

Kate: Sorry folks, no drinks for us I guess, I can’t open this bottle

Reader: Lemme have it

Soap: A corkscrew too?!

[Later]

Reader, frowning:

Gaz: Do you have something stuck in your teeth?

Reader: Yeah

Gaz: I can get you a tooth pick later

Reader: Nah, I’m good thanks.

Soap: …

[Later]

Price: I can’t see a bloody thing anymore, I think we have to stay here over night, I can’t fix the engine like this

Reader: I can shine my flashlight on it and you continue?

Price: Okay

Soap: Where did you- no, I don’t wanna ask.

Reader: You already know.

[Later]

Ghost: Is it just me or is it getting colder in here?

Reader: It’s currently 21° celsius, yesterday it was 23°

Soap: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A THERMOMETER IN YOUR KNIFE-

Reader: Like I said, it’s swiss made. And I also have a ruler, a screwdriver, a can opener, a nail file, a nail clippe-

Soap, covering his ears: Lalalala, I CAN’T HEAR YOU

#Merry crisis