I Wish My Hair Was Wavy Like That 😞

These "kids shows" are going to end with me.

I hate it!!😭 I'm just sitting there thinking "why can't I just have my own character?!"

Okay so no one is probably going to belive me on this, but the first clone oc I ever made was named "Sharp" and he was a defective clone with blue eyes/awesome eyesight that made him a good sniper. This was YEARS before The Bad Batch was even teased.

The way I was flabbergasted when I found out about Crosshair and how I had basically predicted him was absolutely insane.

*steely expression*

Aka "I've never completed a riot race in my life and have only learned about it just today, but I calculated the odds and my chances of winning are 3706204 to 1 in my favor. You should note that I am seldom wrong."

Aka "You threaten my family, you WILL regret it."

He would though 😊 such a good brother!

Omega: Crosshair, can I ask you for a small favor?

Crosshair: I would literally die and kill for you, but go on.

It's a graphic novel Tech! The shading is so good!

Self-soothing Tech doodle. He's thinking about his plans to rebuild Marauder! The… Havoc Maraudeux 😐

I’m literally such a dumbass. HUGE (mini?) CROSSHAIR INSIGHT (This is spoiler safe 💕)

I’ve always glazed over the extra little piece over Crosshair’s chest plate on his Bad Batch armor. Always just thought "oh, his armor design is cool and unique."

IT'S LITERALLY A CUSHION FOR THE STOCK OF HIS RIFLE FOR THE RECOIL.

I've shot some rifles here and there and GD your shoulder gets sore from getting punched with the recoil, no matter how good you are at compensating/bracing. Even with his katarn-class armor, I'm sure it wouldn't be comfy. Because Crosshair is the only clone we really see with something like this, I'm going to assume it's not standard-issue. Which then means he went to Space-JoAnn's or raided the GAR supply closet for some scraps and arts-and-crafts-ed it himself.

Then I noticed his Empire armor doesn’t have that cushion. Yes de-individualization, but it’s also an indication that the Empire doesn’t care about any discomfort/pain that Crosshair may suffer from his rifle recoil. I can’t with this 😭

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 😭🫠

also tagging some friends who witnessed this epiphany/may be interested since I added a few things lmao

@arctrooper69 @photogirl894 @probadbatch @moonstrider9904 @freesia-writes @totallyunidentified @starrylothcat @griffedeloup @nahoney22 @dragonrider9905 @starqueensthings @nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius

Now I'm just hungry. I need to go to bed🤤

'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

Crosshair: see?! It talks crap!

Crosshair: Echo help! There’s a creature under my bed and it’s really ugly. 🥺

Tech, in the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you, Crosshair.