Sorcerer: I Can’t Believe I Just Killed That Unicorn Monk: To Be Fair It Was Being Racist

the flute studio

freshman flute: *hugging junior flute*

me: *joins in on hugging*

another freshman flute: *joins hugging on my other side*

junior flute: you are all under my wings

junior flute: CCCAAAAAWWWWWWWW CCCAAAAWWWWWWWW

“I have a bedroll and a canteen, can I roll to waterboard him?”

- The neutral good cleric, about the plantation owner we just abducted

Decided to fuse two Pokémon. Its dragonshrew.

non-band member: why are you staring so intensely at that paper

band member: im trying to intimidate the music into submission

A fan girl

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

(One shot that turned into a campaign)

Me, bard/angelic succubus (talking about astral dreadnaught)-I’m gonna polymorph it into an exact version of it with a dick

Me(still talking about astral dreadnaught)-Ima be nice and warm in its foreskin