Band Director: Alright, Now I Know That There's Literal Hail And Tornados Right Now But We're Still Going

“I THROW A SQUID AT HIM. No, wait, it’s cast at second level. I THROW TWO SQUIDS AT HIM”

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

(One shot that turned into a campaign)

Me, bard/angelic succubus (talking about astral dreadnaught)-I’m gonna polymorph it into an exact version of it with a dick

Me(still talking about astral dreadnaught)-Ima be nice and warm in its foreskin

Pichu and charizard fusion

GM: Whoo! More doors!

Druid: Mordor? That’s where the One Ring is kept!

Death Salad

DM: So it turns out that he’s actually a death… sal-ad? No, death slaad.

Ranger PC (to the tune of Fruit Salad by The Wiggles): Death salad, yummy yummy!

Bothersome beast, comforting friend