No You Won't

Imagine James get turned into a cat for a bit and when he gets back it takes a while to shake off some of the effects. Grooming himself, hissing at water, rubbing against mika for attention then walking off.

I was gonna go into some long winded paragraph about how formed habits work but yknow what? James lapping at his coffee for all of a second before remembering himself? James pressing his forehead against Mika’s in a “pet-me” fashion? James curling up on himself in his sleep?

Blessed.

I want to make people see how much has been taken away from them.

Did you know that there are dozens of species of fireflies, and some of them light up with a blue glow? Did you know about the moths? There are thousands of them, bright pink and raspberry orange and checkerboard and emerald. They are called things like Black-Etched Prominent, Purple Fairy, Pink-Legged Tiger, Small Mossy Glyph and Black-Bordered Lemon.

Did you know that there are moths that feed on lichens? Did you know about the blue and green bees? The rainbow-colored dogbane beetles? Your streams are supposed to teem with newts, salamanders, crawdads, frogs, and fishes. I want to take you by the hand and show you an animal you've never seen before, and say, "This exists! It's real! It's alive!"

There are secret wildflowers that no website will show you and that no list entitled "native species to attract butterflies!" will name. Every day I'm at work I see a new plant I didn't know existed.

The purple coneflowers and prairie blazing star are a tidepool, a puddle, and there is an ocean out there. There are wildflowers that only grow in a few specific counties in a single state in the United States, there are plants that are evolved specifically to live underneath the drip line of a dolomite cliff or on the border of a glade of exposed limestone bedrock. Did you know that different species of moss grow on the sides of a boulder vs. on top of it?

There are obscure trees you might have never seen—Sourwood, Yellowwood, Overcup Oak, Ninebark, Mountain Stewartia, Striped Maple, American Hophornbeam, Rusty Blackhaw, Kentucky Coffeetree. There are edible fruits you've never even heard of.

And it is so scary and sad that so many people live and work in environments where most of these wondrous living things have been locally extirpated.

There are vast tracts of suburb and town and city and barren pasture where a person could plausibly never learn of the existence of the vast majority of their native plants and animals, where a person might never imagine just how many there are, because they've only ever been exposed to the tiny handful of living things that can survive in a suburb and they have no reason to extrapolate that there are ten thousand more that no one is talking about.

It's like being a fish that has lived its whole life in a bucket, with no way of imagining the ocean. The insects in your field guide are a fraction of those that exist, of all the native plants to your area only a handful can be bought in a nursery.

Welcome to the Earth! It's beautiful! It's full of life! More things are real and beautiful and alive than a single person could imagine!!!

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Headcanons for Simeon being a househusband please

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: GN/M

Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!

Relationships: Simeon x GN!MC

Characters: Simeon, Main Character

Additional Tags: fluff

A/N: *going feral over this request* It's short and sweet and I wanna kiss his face.

He decided to stay home after you two married. He was known in the human realm as a famous author, after all, so he could stand to stay home and take care of everything. It was an easy adjustment. In fact, after the pain of dealing with the strict structure and rigidness of the Celestial Realm, this seems like a vacation.

He sweeps every room of the house daily, keeps the dishes clean and the kitchen sparkling, takes out all the trash, and does the laundry when needed (he even hand washes delicates). Once a month, he deep cleans the entire house, including the upholstery. Everyday, he prepares a wonderful meal that you swear should earn him a michelin star. 

He's actually a little bored being a househusband because he feels like he never has enough to do. Despite keeping everything in amazing order, more so than any professional could, he feels like he should be doing more. Even working on his next book doesn't fill all his free time.

But when you come home from work absolutely exhausted, he understands why he does this. The grateful look on your face as you walk through the door and smell a fresh cooked meal, the way you kiss his cheek and thank him for everything he does, the small ways you try and spoil him in return for all he does despite your clear tiredness… he loves you so much.

You deserve everything. As far as you're concerned, so does he.

GUYS!!!!!

So, Lucifer has only our pact right? I think it would be absolutely hilarious for him to find out that his pact spiral is on his hip.

And for a split second, he remembers on of Levi's hyperfixations from long ago; MLP.

/No one can ever know/

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

Y'ever wondered if Damien’s mind reading activates when you’re playing the end of one of his brothers’ paths? Like, he’ll be in the kitchen, sipping a drink, minding his own business, then suddenly he’ll hear it and just lower his drink, staring into space as he hears thoughts he should definitely not be hearing. “What’s wrong, Damien?” “I can hear their sex thoughts” “…W-what?”

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

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