you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
James, the sleek black cat with golden eyes, will sometimes get tackled by Sam, the growls Main Coon, in an attempt for play. It’s a mistake, because James always gets Sam pinned, and begins insistently cleaning him. Sam makes those low growls the whole time, but James does not relent.
James also cleans Matthew, our small black poof with gorgeous blue eyes. Matthew does not struggle, but he does purr. Loudly. Obnoxiously loudly. Loud enough that James will sometimes bap him. Matthew loves to chase bugs and curl up on laps, and get his head stuck in paper cups.
Damien, the big sandy brown long hair, is not allowed outside because he will try to monch the leaf. He also rolls in leaf piles and gets his coat dirty. He is every visitor’s favorite cat, because once he’s comfortable with you around he’ll trot right up to you and lick your hand.
Erik, a strawberry-tan shorthair with a glossy coat, is a vain boy who will look you dead in the eye as he nudged a glass off the counter as a way of asking for more pets. Often lays on couch arms and backs in such a way that his tail will bap someone’s head as it wags. He often wrestles with Sam and cleans him. Sam protests just as much but doesn’t fight it. Erik likes to clean everyone, actually.
Sam does not like pets, Sam does not like being held. Or at least he wants you to think that. If you hold him he won’t wiggle away, he’s just gonna growl the whole time. The exception to this is when Naomi visits. Sam will observe for a minute, then walk up to her and rub figure-8s through her legs. He will purr if she pets him and holds him.
When Do The Cats React To The Vacuum:
James and Damien- They hear Mika rolling it, they know the sound, and casually but hurriedly trot to the shoe closet.
Sam and Matthew- The moment they see it, they scamper to the shoe closet together and slip inside.
Erik- Will literally see it and do nothing, until it turns on and he scramble-rolls off and books it to the shoe closet. Probably crashes into something on the way.
James knows how to curl his paw and pull the door kinda shut. In this dire time, they are brothers in fear.
Almost broke my finger I retweeted that so hard.
Found this screenshot and it feels important to show
Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.
I like to think Diavolo and the seven brothers are Devildoms version of those celebrities who everything you learn about them is not just weird but against your will.
Like if a random Devildom citizen looked up Mammon online they'd find "Top ten photos of model Mammon Avatar of Greed" but if the same demon was scrolling on the dumpster fire app of their choosing they're gonna find "TOP 420 PLACES MAMMON AVATAR OF GREED WAS FOUND HANGING BY HIS LEFT NIPPLE WHILE SOBBING AT 3:45 IN THE AFTERNOON #69 WILL SHOCK YOU!!!" followed by a dubstep remix of Beel screaming for chicken nuggets while destroying a fast food restaurant.
my lonely ass when my video game spouse says something loving or romantic to me:
Hello and welcome back, I am back live and just getting a few pieces out which were sitting in cold storage while I was gone , I might put up a post on that or have depending on when this goes up. Yeah , more to come from this series, going to do a headshot of each of the bois , or most of the bois I like (which is all of them , but especially damien , and matt). Yeah here’s a leaf with a leaf. Ownership of the character is belongs to Michaela Laws Go support the games, the visual novel is free with a second one also out there. Let me know if you would like to use this piece anywhere , I’m generally chill with it for fanart.