Simplemosquito - Rat Bastard

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How do you stay so silly in the face of adversity? This year is already shaping up to be the worst of my life and, weirdly, I wish I could just channel your incredible perseverance. How do you stay silly? How do you keep the motivation to even post at all? Through the emos, the witches, the death of the Kermit plush, Bucephalus, the fire, nearly getting crucified, getting cursed, losing the job at KFC, and now the whole ordeal that moving always is. How do you stay you?

I refuse to blink first. I refuse to give my enemies the satisfaction. They would love to watch me crumple in despair, but I will look them in the eyes and stretch my Joker Grin ever further, ever more violently, and ever more gleefully. They may try to force my submission, but they will find I have too many teeth.

everyone leave some milk and cookies out for destiel

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

The politician “The harrington commode”

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

Things every child needs to hear:

i will love you the same no matter who you fall in love with, or who you’re attracted to (including if you never fall in love, or aren’t attracted to anyone)

i will love you the same no matter what name & pronouns you use, and how you dress & present yourself to the world. i will use whatever name & language makes you comfortable. 

i will trust you to discover who you are, and i will support your discoveries.

i will love you the same, and i will try to understand the life that makes you happy, and the things you tell me. and when i do not understand i will keep trying, and i will support you all the same. 

it is not your job to be the person i want, it is my job to help you be the happiest version of the person you are.

-hair

-musicianship

-freckles

-dress sense

-handwriting

@yikesman03 @harl3quin18 @arsonissexy

I dont have many mutuals

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💌😘

-Nose

-Hair color

-My taste in music

-My art style

-My taste in books

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Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????