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my current collection

The answer is all of the above.

P!atd is over. Finally some peace and fucking quiet at the disco.

So I work for this older couple taking care of birds and a horse and they have this parrot and today I was sitting in their living room talking about the parrot, and the woman I work for said something like “the DNA test results say she’s a girl but she’s never layed an egg or tried to make a nest. I think she might be gay. Which would really be the best of both worlds.” And the parrot just nodded happily so all I have to say is GAY PARROT

Excuse me King, seems like you dropped this

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

I was walking down a road when I saw a large cougar in someone’s backyard. It was standing on its hind legs, casually leaning on the fence, watching me. Creeped out, I slowly backed away and left. Later on, I went to an Italian restaurant with my dad and saw that same cougar there, apparently working as a chef. He was standing at the counter in a white apron and chef’s hat, cutting vegetables with surprising skill. I ended up not ordering anything.

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why