Me Once I Get Top Surgery

me once i get top surgery

look I'm a lesbian but I 100% agree men need to dress sluttier and you know I'm being selfless bc I get nothing out of this. dress sluttier it's good for you

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my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

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A tweet edited to be by Link from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. His username is Link_Link and his profile picture is himself crouching while in his underwear. He says, “I don't 'date' and I don't 'chill' and I don't 'hang out. I make pacts. I swear oaths. I forge unbreakable bonds. This makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera”. The tweet is from the year 10,000 and made via Twitter for Sheikah Slate.
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simplemosquito - rat bastard
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1 year ago

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simplemosquito
4 years ago

🔥️🔥"Be Gay Commit Arson"🔥️🔥️

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simplemosquito
2 years ago

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

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simplemosquito
6 years ago
The Answer Is All Of The Above.

The answer is all of the above.

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simplemosquito
3 years ago

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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simplemosquito
5 months ago
I Have Hired This Fucking Thing To Stare At You

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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simplemosquito
4 months ago
My Current Collection
My Current Collection
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My Current Collection
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my current collection

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