Love How In Catch Me If You Can Frank Had To Choose Between His Parents But He Chose Check Fraud Instead

Wait, what happened on November 5th, 2020?

Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

I was watching a nature documentary on Netflix and all of the animals were just Scarlett Johansson in costumes.

Building a home for a toadlet

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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

It's so weird how people tend to treat men and women as entirely separate species, with no overlap in bodies, experiences, or feelings. You really start noticing how people tend to believe this when you're trans, I've noticed. Ever since transitioning, I've really come to grips with the fact that humans of all genders have more in common than we don't.

she notch on my bedpost till i line on her song

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.