Wally, Holding In His Laughter: Hey, How Do You Ask A Glass Of Water What It’s Doing?

Wally is unhinged this season.

“You’ve been here four years babe, try forty”

“Where can we find a bazooka?”

“Why didn’t you break the glass?”

“Maybe she was like a secret brew master. Like making prison hooch”

“Out of the closet or the pottery room?”

Charley: like body shots?

Wally: ooh I miss those

Quinn: What are you in the mood for?

Rhonda: World domination.

Quinn: That's a bit ambitious.

Rhonda: You are my world.

Quinn: Aww...

Rhonda:

Quinn:

Rhonda:

Quinn: OH.

oh god… this is gonna be so awkward to watch with other people omg 😭😭😭😭 the excitement and dread fighting in my body rn pls-

season one < season two

Wally: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Wally: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Maddie: Bonjour.

Rhonda: Le growl.

Charley: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Simon: crushes are the worst

Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid

Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Simon:

Simon: Wake me up…

Claire: Before you go go!

Nicole: When September ends…

Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench

Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?

Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Xavier sits down*

Simon: The bench is freshly painted.

the way I’m more invested in that than the major plot this season. it’s a little itch in my brain that desperately needs to be scratched bc I can’t focus on much else like WDYM WHY NOT TELL SIMON THE OTHER ONE THAT CAN LITERALLY SEE A GHOST idk idk idk I just I’m literally obsessed

im never gonna shut up about how much i love xaviers subplot with the hospital ghosts cuz what the fuck do u mean he saw maddies dad at the hospital. maddies dad is the hospital fisherman. this is going to mean something very soon i assume. xavier bestie telllllllll someone about ur mini death. please.