I Had A Dream I Met Mat/thew Grey Gu/bler And Then I Woke Up And It Wasn’t Real And I’m Sad

like my status for a lil starter 

i regret moving back to school bc i have to walk up and down 3 flights of stairs to get to/from my kitchen from/to the kitchen

cosmoscursed​:

fitz  couldn’t  help  rolling  his  eyes  at  her,  putting  down  his  padd  on  the  table  before  his  hands  fly  up  in  agitation,  “  that’s  not  the  point  !!  it  was  showing  how  monkeys  are  an  evolved  species  &  are  able  to  form  strong  familial  bonds,  unlike  many  other  species.  were  you  even  watching  it  ?!  “ 

jemma   paused,   thinking   back   to   the   night   in   question.   if   she   were   going   to   be   honest,   she’d   definitely   started   zoning   out   very   early   on   to   that   documentary,   but   she   wasn’t   sure   if   she   was   going   to   admit   that.   lips   pursed   together   and   she   hesitated   to   answer   before   rolling   her   eyes   back.   “   IF   i   didn’t   watch,   it   must   not   have   been   a   very   captivating   story.   but   if   you’re   going   to   cause   such   a   fuss   i   suppose   we   could   have   a   conversation   before   we   decide   on   what   to   watch.   ”

i was told i also have to post bc lynn and kita did but unlike them viv is canon so u must acknowledge her thanks!

YOU   THINK   YOU   CAN   KILL   ME   ?     /    loved by lynn. re est. 2020.

must i proofread my writing? is it not enough to unleash it on the public, sexy and unedited?

hi friends im so sorry i disappeared i’m gonna be pretty low low activity the next like week ??? maybe less ?? because my housemates are finally returning and i haven’t seen them since like november/december and we’re hanging out a lot :D so sorry if i’m currently leaving u hanging on im’s/threads i promise i will be back soon but until then feel free to hmu for my disc/ord bc i probs won’t be around my laptop much to be on the dash

1.01 | 7.13

*: ･ﾟ✧  stuff my mom has said while on the phone.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ i think i know why you’re proud of it too. it makes you strong.”

“ my stubbornness only bites me in the ass.”

“ i’m so happy those times when you admit i’m right.”

“ you don’t have to– uhhh… what was i gonna say again?”

“ i don’t know why i’m like that.”

“ you’re not like that.”

“ when it comes to games, you’re pretty determined to win.”

“ you get a little mad when you lose.”

“ i had a little sadistic thought right now.”

“ i should’ve called __ in the middle of the night. said nothing, just hung up.”

“ so you don’t think he’d be concerned?”

“ there’s something called ‘house-cold.’ ask anyone, they’ll say yes.”

“ why did i put it down in the drawer again when i’m gonna take it with me?”

“ it’s raining.”

“ i hope i don’t lose you.”

“ wow! today it’s not wet on the inside of the window!”

“ i find that very strange.”

“ it was very wet yesterday.”

“ i don’t understand anything.”

“ i can’t swim in, but maybe a bird can.”

“ don’t you hear me?”

“ i tend to disappear around here.”

“ it’s foggy as fuck here.”

“ it’s not foggy at all there? that’s unfair.”

“ do you have an explanation for that? like, a physical explanation?”

“ those cows, you know? i drove past them.”

“ i drove past a garbage bin.”

“ now i’m at the mail boxes.”

“ we called it the moose-road.”

“ they said it would take some time.”

“ don’t you pay attention to what happen?”

“ now you can guess!”

“ oh, hi cows!”

“ they’re normal milk-cows. what you think is normal cows.”

“ i’m so impressed by cats lately.”

“ it wasn’t like that when i was young.”

“ i’m very proud of how they’ve learned from development.”

“ the reason i said oh my god was because of a crow.”

“ it didn’t fly. it jumped really weird. like, sideways.”

“ i’m not allowed.”

“ i had some problems.”

“ i don’t understand shit.”

“ same place as yesterday, you disappeared.”

“ not again! why the same place? what’s wrong with this place?”

“ so satisfied with yourself.”

“ why am i blinking? i don’t understand why i’m blinking.”

“ what are you laughing at, you hen?”

“ i know you. i know when you’re mischievous.”

“ i know you’re trying to stay serious.”

“ does water sound like moose?”

“ i thought i was a boring-stick.”

“ i can’t call ‘youtube’, ‘facebook.’ how old am i?”

“ i never say anything funny, never do anything funny.”

“ shit. shit shit shit shit shit!”

“ first of all, i exited the car, and secondly,  i– FUCK!”

“ awww, so cute you are, doggie!”

“ there. there. there. uhhhh… there.”

“ thanks for the compliment.”

“ GARBAGE BINS!!”

“ when i’ve heard of hybris, i’ts been hybrid wolves.”

🚀.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. ＲＰ Ｓｔａｒｔｅｒｓ:

                                                    Our Muses Have to Share a Bed (Bedsharing)

✰ ❝ no funny business, okay? ❞ ✰ ❝ i’ll uh, just sleep on the floor, i guess. ❞ ✰ ❝ would you mind if i held you while you slept? ❞ ✰ ❝ i haven’t shared a bed with anyone since i was a kid ❞ ✰ ❝ maybe if you’d booked our room sooner, this wouldn’t be a problem ❞ ✰ ❝ if i’m being honest, i’ve wanted to do this for a long time ❞ ✰ ❝ it’s no big deal, we could share ❞ ✰ ❝ c’mon, it’s a big bed ❞ ✰ ❝ being with you like this feels safe ❞ ✰ ❝ hey, you’re stealing the covers, asshole ❞ ✰ ❝ you’re touching my ass ❞ ✰ ❝ will you stay? ❞ ✰ ❝ do you normally sleep in all your clothes? ❞ ✰ ❝ we can sleep in shifts, you sleep first and i’ll sleep after ❞ ✰ ❝ can i stay with you tonight? ❞ ✰ ❝ don’t you have your own bed? ❞ ✰ ❝ have you seen my sweater? ❞ ✰ ❝ hey…are you awake? ❞ ✰ ❝ just shut up and snuggle ❞ ✰ ❝ honestly, i keep having these nightmares, i don’t want to be alone ❞ ✰ ❝ well, this is…cozy… ❞ ✰ ❝ this is actually kinda nice ❞ ✰ ❝ sweet dreams ❞ ✰ ❝ can i borrow one of your shirts? ❞ ✰ ❝ let’s be honest, this is awkward ❞ ✰ ❝ you snore like a bear ❞ ✰ ❝ hey, move over, you’re taking up the whole bed ❞ ✰ ❝ you talk in your sleep ❞ ✰ ❝ remember the sleepovers we used to have when we were kids? ❞ ✰ ❝ hey, it’s alright, it was only a bad dream ❞ ✰ ❝ is there a reason you’re naked in my bed? ❞ ✰ ❝ you’re making this weirder than it needs to be ❞ ✰ ❝ you could at least put some clothes on ❞ ✰ ❝ do you wanna watch a movie and see if it helps you sleep? ❞ ✰ ❝ would you mind closing your eyes until i can turn off the lights? ❞ ✰ ❝ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark ❞ ✰ ❝ please tell me that is not what i think it is ❞ ✰ ❝ i read somewhere that you should stay close together, something about body warmth ❞ ✰ ❝ i really don’t mind, i shared with my kid sibling when i was younger ❞ ✰ ❝ the power’s out ❞ ✰ ❝ do you wanna build a tent on the floor? ❞