jemma hardly spared him a glance from her spot in front of the sofa, sprawled out on the floor as she enthusiastically took notes on the article she was reading and fought off a teasing grin. “ can you at least tell me why you’re so grumpy if you’re going to be this dramatic about it? ”
his head’s covered by a pillow, muffling the groan he makes from the sofa, body flat against the cushions.
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“ you’re debating the interest of a documentary that you didn’t even watch ?! “ fitz shook his head, standing up from his space, “ it was very interesting & you would have enjoyed the sentimental drivel if you weren’t so bloody english. “ he sighed, clearly annoyed. but no disinterested in her proposal for how to spend their evening, “ nothing with plankton. “
“ if i couldn’t watch it, it wasn’t interesting! that’s just obvious! besides, i wasn’t going to SAY anything about it. because i’m considerate of your choices when it’s your turn to pick. ” arms crossed over her chest defensively as he stood. “ i resent that accusation. i can appreciate sentiment, fitz! ” she shook her head in disapproval, but she knew the disagreement would be forgotten within the next few minutes. “ what do you want for dinner? ”
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hi friends im so sorry i disappeared i’m gonna be pretty low low activity the next like week ??? maybe less ?? because my housemates are finally returning and i haven’t seen them since like november/december and we’re hanging out a lot :D so sorry if i’m currently leaving u hanging on im’s/threads i promise i will be back soon but until then feel free to hmu for my disc/ord bc i probs won’t be around my laptop much to be on the dash
“ did you know that according to popular modern time travel theory, a time traveler shouldn’t be able to interact with their surroundings when they visit another time? otherwise they’d create an alternate universe. ”
—— @agntsousa
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!
“ i think i know why you’re proud of it too. it makes you strong.”
“ my stubbornness only bites me in the ass.”
“ i’m so happy those times when you admit i’m right.”
“ you don’t have to– uhhh… what was i gonna say again?”
“ i don’t know why i’m like that.”
“ you’re not like that.”
“ when it comes to games, you’re pretty determined to win.”
“ you get a little mad when you lose.”
“ i had a little sadistic thought right now.”
“ i should’ve called __ in the middle of the night. said nothing, just hung up.”
“ so you don’t think he’d be concerned?”
“ there’s something called ‘house-cold.’ ask anyone, they’ll say yes.”
“ why did i put it down in the drawer again when i’m gonna take it with me?”
“ it’s raining.”
“ i hope i don’t lose you.”
“ wow! today it’s not wet on the inside of the window!”
“ i find that very strange.”
“ it was very wet yesterday.”
“ i don’t understand anything.”
“ i can’t swim in, but maybe a bird can.”
“ don’t you hear me?”
“ i tend to disappear around here.”
“ it’s foggy as fuck here.”
“ it’s not foggy at all there? that’s unfair.”
“ do you have an explanation for that? like, a physical explanation?”
“ those cows, you know? i drove past them.”
“ i drove past a garbage bin.”
“ now i’m at the mail boxes.”
“ we called it the moose-road.”
“ they said it would take some time.”
“ don’t you pay attention to what happen?”
“ now you can guess!”
“ oh, hi cows!”
“ they’re normal milk-cows. what you think is normal cows.”
“ i’m so impressed by cats lately.”
“ it wasn’t like that when i was young.”
“ i’m very proud of how they’ve learned from development.”
“ the reason i said oh my god was because of a crow.”
“ it didn’t fly. it jumped really weird. like, sideways.”
“ i’m not allowed.”
“ i had some problems.”
“ i don’t understand shit.”
“ same place as yesterday, you disappeared.”
“ not again! why the same place? what’s wrong with this place?”
“ so satisfied with yourself.”
“ why am i blinking? i don’t understand why i’m blinking.”
“ what are you laughing at, you hen?”
“ i know you. i know when you’re mischievous.”
“ i know you’re trying to stay serious.”
“ does water sound like moose?”
“ i thought i was a boring-stick.”
“ i can’t call ‘youtube’, ‘facebook.’ how old am i?”
“ i never say anything funny, never do anything funny.”
“ shit. shit shit shit shit shit!”
“ first of all, i exited the car, and secondly, i– FUCK!”
“ awww, so cute you are, doggie!”
“ there. there. there. uhhhh… there.”
“ thanks for the compliment.”
“ GARBAGE BINS!!”
“ when i’ve heard of hybris, i’ts been hybrid wolves.”
j u s t c r a s h, i t ’ s o u r t i m e n o w
not me on the dash for the first time in decades
she strings the constellations round the hollow of her neck and exudes the ash of supernovae with every breath
A GALAXY IN ETERNAL FINERY || k.k. (via asteriaria)
❝ THE STEPS YOU TAKE DON’T HAVE TO BE BIG. THEY JUST NEED TO TAKE YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. ❞
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