Never Related To Authors Being Like "childhood Is Such A Blessed Innocent Time", Catch Me With That Jane

best misspelling i've read today: oroblme

i read it as 'orb me' and it was meant to say problem.

10/10 enjoyed it

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

anyone else got that disney+ ad about the woman who breaks into a jewellery shop and steals shit with a female gang

i did and i thought it was this cool period, feminine heist gang series AND ITS A FUCKING LOVE STORY THING???? bro why :( i dont want romance i just want cool women doing crime

Sorry LA Knight, my dearest, but CONGRATS TO JACOB FATU!!!

Bless this video I swear.

yknow what. being the only female looking person in a game of dodgeball is fucking wild bro

feeling depressed? rewatch that show from the 2000s that you know and love that has several seasons and sooo many episodes.

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

As a Rhea stan first and a person second; I am rioting if they take that belt from Iyo.

after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.