Yeah I Saw The Lovecraftian Horrors And Didn’t Succumb To Madness. What- No I’m Not A Cultist, James.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

some of you have been saying to me, “Hey, you’re a heathen who fears neither God nor death, right? Nuke The Sound Of Silence.”

so, after a lot of stalling, here is “The Sound Of Silence, But The Instruments Are The Vocals And The Vocals Are The Instruments.” What does that mean, you ask?

You are about to find out. Enjoy the ride.

I want huge fucking teeth. I want sharp canines capable of tearing muscle from bone.

order with a side or victory

won on my second try, first attempt ended on floor 3 lmao. finishing off order with burst bombs after ascending to godhood was fun, let's do that again.

posting this like three days after i did it btw.

worst feeling ever is when i agree with 99% of a post but then there's that 1% that makes me want to set fire to op's blog

i'm not meant to be 2d let me out

there is something seriously wrong with me (<- got hit full-force by a sudden obsession with silly little stick figures)

just lost a shift on wave three with 20/21 eggs because one rando insisted on spending the wave standing next to a pile of eggs and this-waying, instead of bringing the damn eggs to the basket. never thought this would still happen in next wave with egg throw.

dear people who might be reading this: please don't do that. it's frustrating for everyone involved.

i'm like if the world's most anxious little scared kitten was a human being