A Really Short Supply Chain... Have A Good Breakfast Everyone...

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

just lost a shift on wave three with 20/21 eggs because one rando insisted on spending the wave standing next to a pile of eggs and this-waying, instead of bringing the damn eggs to the basket. never thought this would still happen in next wave with egg throw.

dear people who might be reading this: please don't do that. it's frustrating for everyone involved.

i'd be so sad if i wasn't

you are animal. never forget this.

I want huge fucking teeth. I want sharp canines capable of tearing muscle from bone.

that's the funniest possible animation it could have given this person

With its powerful jaws and sharp teeth, the California sheephead is an incredible fish that can cut through the mightiest sea urchins and protect kelp forests! 

Did we mention they also sleep in a mucus cocoon at night? 👀

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A DRAGON

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i'm not meant to be 2d let me out

there is something seriously wrong with me (<- got hit full-force by a sudden obsession with silly little stick figures)