The Powerpuff Girls Could Kill Macbeth!

I am become woman

Over 100 years of modern film technology developing & yet the only POC Heathcliffs we have in adaptations come from a movie made in 2011 & a Korean gacha indie game

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

Recently I found out that Chandelure can breed with Alcremie.

My shiny possessed chandelier, Edgar Linton, did it with a pile of whipped cream who I promptly named "Allie" afterwards..

I can't get over this

Did you know that the eyes of frankenstein's monster are yellow, and that Frankenstein rejected him for it? Angela and Ayin's eyes are also yellow. The monster actively chooses to murder several people just to exact his petty revenge, blaming his creator for his actions.

The way Angela is willing to receive lots and lots of guests just to find the one true book, does that seem a little familiar to you?

For whatever cause, the ends do not justify the means. They are both monsters of their own stories, until they both decide to break this cycle.

Mewtwo? Genderless, a clone grown in a lab, and from a male creator?

Yes, Mewtwo from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Canonically genderless and created in a lab, Mewtwo applies for the Gender Clause and Unconventional Birth Clause! Also, while Mewtwo's specific creator is not consistent across the franchise, it is almost always credited to a man, with notable examples being Dr. Fuji, Giovanni, Blaine, and Bill. This still applies Mewtwo for the Birth Parent Clause, however, as none of these potential fathers are women. Thank you for your submission!

Arceus could kill Macbeth

Yes, Arceus from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Being genderless and also seemingly the creator of the universe and therefore having no birthing parent, it applies for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

wuthering heights in memes

edgar linton getting to heaven and looking to be reunited with his beloved wife catherine:

hareton meeting catherine for the first time:

ghost catherine out on the moors waiting for heathcliff to fucking croak already:

heathcliff at his window for the 20th consecutive night in a row waiting for ghost cathy to come back again:

hindley bonding with baby hareton:

hindley and heathcliff the entire novel:

hindley when he lets heathcliff take advantage of his alcohol-related debt by becoming his creditor:

Every squad got the:

Needs to be screened for depression.

Why does bro know that?

Must adhere to the knight's code.

Probably a serial killer.

Low-empathy autism swag.

We have GOT to talk about your family.

Kind of a shitbag but understandable given the circumstances.

Spent half their life on a marine vessel. Not straight.

Advocate for workers rights.

Only thing keeping things together.

Plagued by guilt. Not straight.

Is going to fuck everyone over at the first given opportunity.

Burnt out to hell and back.

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 6)