Metal Pipe Sound Effect

hey red crown show me your sharp teeth and forked tongue

It was funnier in my head, oh well

i also forgot to mention who the frog was!! Her name is Aimee and in my little cotl au in my head shes head of the healing bay!!

first actual post here and its OUT OF SYNC

dies explodes

anyways heres leshycat sorta 👍🏽

Athena: You stabbed Poseidon?!

Odysseus: You'd understand if you heard what he said to me!

Athena: What was it?

Odysseus: "What you gonna do? Stab me?"

Athena: That's fair.

I know, I know, gatekeeping the outdoors, that's supposedly bad, right, but I think if you show up to do a hike and you brought a portable speaker with you to play music while you hike, I think, like hear me out, there should be a gate, and someone at the gate should keep you from doing the hike.

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oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

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poly ancients post plus hater post for clotted cream i hate him

while i do love the idea of ares jumping in to help odysseus beat poseidon, i also love the idea of it being hades instead

like hes so damn tired of the olympians playing "will he die or wont he" and is also pissed at poseidon because hes the one who had to do all the paperwork after poseidon decided to go and drown so many men at once (not to mention hades just also generally isnt nearly as ruthless as his brothers and probably thinks its fucked up to punish so many other men that didn't actually do shit?) and hes just been itching for some payback for it so hes just like "yknow what? heres some godly power to back all that rage youve got, go get him odysseus"