"Kill Them With Kindness" WRONG. TRIDENT 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

hi guys! im back with a new art of columbina. this is my headcanon for this girl. i hope you enjoy it!!

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

Odysseus: You're going to call off that storm.

Poseidon: Or what?

Odysseus:

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

YOU hates terfs

My sword is even colder.

“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck

Name a better green flag man in HSR... I'll wait.