You Wanted A Meal Fit For A King I Offered One Fit For Nobility, Boasted About Offering French Service.

This is actually the most obscure joke ever but just hear me out for a second

my turtle goes trick-r-treating

Amber Says What: Midterm Elections

reblog while you still can

“What do you want then?“ The old answers came easily to mind. Money. Vengeance. Jordie’s voice in my head silenced forever. But a different reply roared to life inside him, loud, insistent, and unwelcome. You, Inej. You.

I need an adventure with my dog right now! 😍

me: im not gonna even watch the election results im just gonna relax and play some video games and check in after midnight to see what it looks like

me: *opens 5 animated real-time maps, 3 liveblogs, 8 political analysts twitter feeds, stares into the abyss*

#actual disney princess

Lovely Literary Art Prints featuring quotes By Famous Authors by Evan Robertson