It's Asmodeus's Birthday Today!(⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

My fish died:(

Oh that's so sad!Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Deserved.

Wha- Acer!

What? Deserved of the fish.

What did the fish do to you!?>:[

.....I ate a live fish when I was two.

...Acer, what the fu-

Sigh, atleast the management person isn't here.

bacteria.

I JUST SAID-

woah, what the [censored!]-...

No swearing in my domain, selkie!

Wha- Wait hold up, SELKIE?

Mhm!

Woah, hold up again, seal has a name?

Mhm, just now!

And you tell us this now..why?

Because management can do whatever they want!

.... right.

...heheh...FINALLYYY!!! I HAVE A NAME!!!:DD

yup! And ace is now Acer!

...I'm going to have to ask my school to change its and my name, one second.

How is school anyways?

.....uhh.....bad.

What's going on?

Some weird group don't like ace and me, mostly ace for their species

..how so?

One tried to take ace's headphones, another tried stealing me.

I'm sorry, STEALING you?

Mhm.

Oh, shitty

That's...what the fuck??

How's life for you?

Oh.

Mhm. Though, it could be worse, last year was way worse.

Notice how we literally nearly text the same?

Yup.

Maybe because we're all the same person!- oh, nothing, anyways, it's spelt S-E-L-K-I-E. Thanks.

Well...that's all I needed to say, bye bye!

O...bye!!:3-...wait a moment.

Hm??

"no swearing in my domain" AND THEN YOU PROCEED TO SWEAR??

UHHH, BYEEEE!!!

I think you're onto something(⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)

Wish this was as easy as world leaders conversations;-;

...if u say so !

to each their own i guess

....still

grey with an e is far better

-🃏

We disagree

...don't we have school tomorrow??

Nope. Public holiday.

Okay, pikmin!

Oh God, not you too..

This you?

How about you wear my headphones instead?

Yours are too big for me!

Wear. Them.

..fineeee...

Happi?

Mhm, very..pikmin seal.

I hope you trip more than you already did today.

I can't seem to sleep tonight, and it's the last week of school before the break..aka a two week break. It's 5:10AM, and I'm just questioning life. The seal plushie is asleep right now and has been since 10:30PM. I've been trying to sleep, but it just doesn't seem to be working for me, no matter if I try or don't. Maybe I should just give up trying to sleep and just relax while I still have the time..

(Ooc)GODDAMIT, I ASKED AN ASK THINKING. PUT THE ANON THINGY ON AND I DIDN'T. HELPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAA

Welp..time to cry!

ACE!

What?

THE POPE IS DEAD!!

very funny-

IM NOT JOKING.

..Are we deadass?

WE'RE DEADASS.

HOLY FUCK, THE POPE IS DEAD??? POPE FRANCIS??

YEAH, POPE FRANCIS!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT?? WE'RE NOT JOKING ON THIS RIGHT???

NOPE, THE POPE IS FUCKING DEAD.

FUCKING DAMMIT POPE FRANCIS WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, FUCK.

POPE FRANCIS NOO-....

???

JSCHLATT IS A PREDICTER AND JD VANCE IS THE KILLER..

HUH??

HE SAW JD VANCE, AND FUCKING WENT STRAIGHT TO HR.

...BRO LITERALLY SAID "I'm telling the boss about this!!"..

JSCHLATT PREDICTED IT..

...

...Ace..

...

Don't.

...I am the prophet..with the answers you seeekkk.. time...I've unlocked it..

GODDAMNIT ACER YOU AND EPIC THE MUSCIAL, POPE FRANCIS IS FUCKING DEAD-

UWU.

Hello! Rando anon again!!

Ace is it alright if I call you Acey or Acer??XDD

Hi rando anon.

I guess I don't mind being called Acer.. but Acey? No. Got called that one too many times in class when i was younger, and I hated every second of it.

Round!

Round??('^' ?)

I think they mean you're round, seal

...Ohhhh..yeah, I am round!:D

I'm going to be able to hang out with some of my siblings' friends today. I'm happy about it.

Funne thing: I'm probably ace's only Fren currently! :D

...that isn't something to be proud of on my part.

And neither should your ex-friends be proud of being an asshole to you! (°^°)

..true, maybe distancing myself from them was the best option.