Wish Someone Would Grope Me :[

Puppy brain just wants someone to tell me what to do. Instruct me. Tell me how to please you. Let me grope at you while I whine for your attention.

Hmmm, something about me. Well, my favourite animals are crows, my favourite colour is yellow and white, and my favourite movie is probably the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland live action.

Just random tidbits, I'm not too interesting, my sweet. What about you?

-Love, 🦢

You shouldn’t put yourself down! You’re plenty interesting :) My favourite game is tomb raider, colour red and film is probably pans labyrinth

Finally invested in a toy to hump against like a dumb mutt instead of just using my fingers…

i want to be like a woman owned business in the sense that i am owned by a woman

I tend to wake up quite early for a bit before going back to sleep, then I'll wake up at 7. I'm a very early bird.

For your collar... hmm... I'd probably let you choose something in your preferred colour, but I'll make sure to choose a little gold tag in the shape of a dog bone with 'Owned property.' On it. With yours and my name written on the other side, and my phone number in case you got lost...

So endearing you thing of me, pup. I tend to think of you too <3

-Love, 🦢

Red! I want red!!!

I wouldn’t get lost mama! Especially on the weekends… that’s lazy puppy time

if you ever feel unfulfilled in life i suggest you start rubbing your tongue up and down a tgirl’s taint. i can’t guarantee you’ll feel any better afterwards but it’ll help out the girl and that’s enough to make me happy.

they need to invent a girl that thinks i’m so cool and amazing and gorgeous and thinks i’m really hot and wants to fuck me and also actually loves me

I want

that’s all

i wanna tease you in public so you take your frustration out on me when we get back home