SO IM NOT GONNA POST MY ATTACKS HERE BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT MY CHARACTERS!!

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!!

it turns out that the united healthcare ceo killer was simon henriksson himself. who would’ve thought?!

Your a fetus

I'm not?????? I'm a real normal guy???

HERE IS THE CONCEPT ART FOR THE TWO PROTAGONISTS OF BAKERY TALE

RUBY AND MEGAN LETS GO!!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????

why did god make you that way?

what??? I'm normal!! I'm just. regular. normal guy!

why are you such a freak

okay fetus baby

why did god make you that way?

what??? I'm normal!! I'm just. regular. normal guy!

hey! so youre a disgusting abomination and you dont deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us

hey! what???

it's eight in the morning.

hi everyone :-)

having friends with DID is so goofy /pos

wdym anya from mouthwashing is sitting on my bedroom floor?

WHY

is it true?

Im literally aborting you right now

I DONT CARE!!! THAT TUMBLR ORIGINAL ART DOESNT DO AS WELL!! I LOVE MY GIRL JOAN AND YOU SHOULD TOO!!

(info dump ahead)

SHES A TATTOO ARTIST IN VEGAS IN 2008!! she's my current Call of Cthulhu character's "best friend." (in quotes because of. an interesting explanation.) I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME. also I have her on my art fight profile because I NEED ART OF HER OMG please if you. want to. I will revenge you I promise guys.

HER AND ELLERY ALSO. Tried. to date. before they realized that they were 1. both trans and 2. a gay man and lesbian woman respectively. Joan was the only one (for a large part of his life) that understood Ellie. (she also gave him that nickname!!) She lived with her sister and took Ellie in after stuff with his dad fell apart. they lived in Tennessee but moved to Nevada for college because Joan had dreams of the night life and big cities. she loves it there! she just wishes she had her best friend by her side.

maybe one day, right?

if my DM DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!! (shout-out to @crystalizednerves for being the BEST DM AND PARTNER EVER. dude the way this freak writes and tells stories is absolutely to die for. only person I'd let kill my beloved characters <3)