That Should Be Illegal To Send Pics Like That To Your Friends Who Are Working In The Really Cold Climate.

RANDOM BF! NANAMI TEXTS

fluff + crack —masterlist

note: Ignore the time please D:

by user @ aireia, do not plagiarize and/or translate.

Yuuta 😭

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"say whatever u want about satoru but if a child handed him a fake phone he would answer it" ☎️🎶

Even Jedi need furry friends✨

[ SMAU ] 𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐘 ! in which the jujutsu kaisen men are just a tiny bit drunk .

୨୧˚ incl; satoru gojo , suguru geto , kento nanami , toji fushiguro , choso kamo

୨୧˚ cw; no established relationships, allusions to sexual scenarios, fluff

୨୧˚ an; THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE ON THIS FIRST SMAU !! holy shit, much appreciated 🥹 i promise the masterlist and rules and shit like that are in the works, in the meantime please suggest smau ideas!!! i’m all ears <3

likes and reblogs are appreciated !

oh to wake up only to find yourself entangled with your husband from an arranged marriage, your legs slotting between his as his own thigh presses dangerously closer, and he keeps grabbing you to hold you closer and closer, his breath against your skin.....

All of the original Darth Vader actors are now gone.

I've had this silly headcanon for a while that Anakin simply saw Padme give birth in his vision and got absolutely dramatic over it. "She will die!" "No Skywalker it always looks this way"

@jedijune 04 Cross-lineage mentorship

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

A mermaid au that has been on my mind for some time now 🥺✨

You love annoying your boyfriend, Keigo—better known as Pro Hero Hawks, number two in the rankings. One of your favorite ways to get on his nerves—or, as he likes to put it, “tease” him—is when he’s out on patrol. You always wait until his shift’s just about over, then you strike.

You throw on your best wide-eyed, flustered look and squeal like some fangirl with an obsessive crush, loud enough for the whole city block to hear, “Oh my god, is that Pro Hero Hawks?!”

Then you start gushing. Loud. Profanities fly out of your mouth like confetti. Everyone turns to look—eyes wide, jaws slack—and you can already feel the heat of his stare. Keigo’s there in a flash, hand over your mouth, feathers wrapping tight around your waist as he lifts you off the ground.

He mutters through gritted teeth, “You’re insane,” while trying to avoid the incoming swarm of fangirls—blushing, breathless, and bursting into declarations of love.

And just as he’s lifting you higher, you mumble into his glove in your sweetest, sultriest voice, “Won’t you sign my tits, Pro Hero Hawks?”

He scoffs. Classic Keigo. “Yeah, yeah.”

You figured that’d be the end of it, like always—a quick getaway, some grumbling, maybe a feather-flick to the forehead. But not this time.

He’s flying fast. Too fast.

Before you know it, he’s landing hard on some random rooftop, hidden away from the street, pushing you up against a stone wall next to a rusted door that probably leads to nowhere. The air between you turns heavy. His golden eyes are sharp. Hungry.

He peels his gloves off with his teeth, one by one, still staring at you like he’s got something to prove. His hands slide under your thighs, gripping the soft flesh and lifting you like it’s nothing. Then he’s biting at your shirt, bunching it up in his mouth before holding the fabric in his hand—exposing just enough to make your breath hitch.

Then, in that cocky, ego-dripping voice of his, he says:

“Yeah, anything for my fans. I’ll sign ’em alright. Wanna use my mouth or my cum—your choice, angel.”

master list link here.