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"Do we really have to do this, officer. I mean I was only just over the limit. Isn't there some way we can forget about it?"

"Well, there is one way, sugartits... but you'll still need to get in the back of my patrol car"

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You know that you just can’t compete, right?”

"Just a reminder, honey.... you're mine, don't you forget it"

Looking across the room at the blonde taking my wife in my hands I knew I’d be going home alone that night...

Lesbians who steal straight women should be worshiped as the goddesses they are.