Peter Sweets, Why Did You Drink Four, I Mean, 2 Is Fine, But Four

If I were you, Mom, I'd just do it cause it'll get Dad to listen to you more, and also I'm saying that because you're my favorite

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

I'm here late, but thank you so much for inviting me

Welcome to the Big Barnes House!

When you enter the grand white gates and pass the crystal white doors, you’ll enter the foyer.

In front of the large staircase there will be a sign with an arrow in the direction of the ballroom. You will follow the arrow and enter the ballroom.

In one corner is a table with drinks and food and desserts. Classical music is playing. There are roses floating midair, shining brightly. There are seats and tables set up on another corner. The center of the ballroom is clear for dancing.

So cute

Hi cuz

hiiiiii here’s a duck

(From Pinterest)

Smash

Smash or pass Captain Rogers?

Smash obviously?

I got adopted by @pietros-wife

I just wanted to say that @pietros-wife is my mom, and @official-pietro-maximoff is my dad, and that would mean you're my uncle. You probably know my sister @natasha-rogersbarnes

I do know them all! I’m your uncle? How is that possible though?

Peter, how are you calm, I'm not calm. I'm freaking out

Hi Mr. Stark! I got stabbed :) anyway, have a nice day sir!

Kid go to the Med Bay!!

Yeah, I am

Hi Sis

Hi Sienna, right? You're Mom's adopted daughter?

Wait, what Dad 🤦‍♀️

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

"Well, that's natural, especially when you find your father being the one person you didn't him to be,"She said,"Harry, just know that I'll always be here to talk if you want to and that you're always welcome to my house anytime okay?"

Harry's bisexual awakening was you, and he has the biggest crush on you.

Don't ask how I know this

-The Curious Anon

ExCuSe Me?

@totally-not-green-goblin HARRY?

Auntie, you're the smart twin, not dad

HOW DID YOU PULL A MAXIMOFF?! THE HOTTEST ONE AT THAT!!

I DONT KNOW!!!!