You're A Badass, Mom I Love You

Dad, you forgot me, and did you introduce her to @definitelynot-peterp4rker

Mum!

I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!

What?!

I hate falling in love. What do I get out of it when no one in particular likes or loves me

@tony-starkinator @tootired-for-sanity

Yeah, I am

Hi Sis

Hi Sienna, right? You're Mom's adopted daughter?

Can I say it, Uncle @official-buckybarnes

Fine then, Captain.

Smash or pass Sergeant Barnes?

...

Smash

Hi

ANOTHER PETER?? :O

~ @moon-barnes

Yeah! There’s a lot of us :D

Announcement!!!

// So I found out I had cancer at my doctor's appointment, and I'm going to treatment, but that means during my time, I won't be able to respond to you guys sometimes. I have told my brother already @oliver-maximoff , but I still have to tell my family, so wish me well.

@tony-starkinator @jade-maximoff @official-pietro-maximoff @tootired-for-sanity @definitelynot-peterp4rker @pietros-wife @official-buckybarnes

Take:

@wandabug

@jade-maximoff

@natt-romanoff-official

@your-fav-russian-assassin

@pepper-potts-official

@jollyjellyy

Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.

How old are you?

I'm not answering questions like this. Please refrain from doing so

Mom, dad left you why?

I just wanted to say that @pietros-wife is my mom, and @official-pietro-maximoff is my dad, and that would mean you're my uncle. You probably know my sister @natasha-rogersbarnes

I do know them all! I’m your uncle? How is that possible though?

Smash

Smash or pass Captain Rogers?

Smash obviously?